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Old 05-05-11, 01:25 PM
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Colombiana (2011, d: Megaton, s: Zoe Saldana) Luc Besson assassin/revenge flick

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September 2, 2011 (US)

I'll watch almost anything with Saldana in it, so why not. This is written by Besson (also produced) and Robert Mark Karmen, they wrote The Fifth Element, Transporter #1, and Taken together. Robert Mark Karmen is also the writer of a little known 1984 flick called The Karate Kid.

This will be a good judge of what to expect from Taken 2, see if Megaton was responsible for Transporter 3 sucking or if it was pure script.

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Re: Colombiana (2011, d: Megaton, s: Zoe Saldana) Luc Besson assassin/revenge flick

The trailer reminds me--too much--of BLACK CAT (1991), Hong Kong's unofficial (far superior) remake of NIKITA. If you like these kinds of movies, you should see the Hong Kong version and its set-in-Russia sequel.
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Re: Colombiana (2011, d: Megaton, s: Zoe Saldana) Luc Besson assassin/revenge flick

Some scenes seem like they're right out of The Professional. They should have put Portman in the role and called it Mathilda instead.
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Some scenes seem like they're right out of The Professional. They should have put Portman in the role and called it Mathilda instead.
Think I read that exact line 10 minutes ago on another site. I liked Nikita a lot better than Black Cat, which felt like a cheap rip off that was somehow shot 15 years before Nikita. Not that it was bad, the cheese was just overbearing. Didn't know there was a sequel though.
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let's resize that please...

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solid trailer. I'm in. Never saw Transporter 3....soooo...I'm going into this blind essentially. Thought I have seen the trailers for Transporter 3, I wasn't all that amazed. From what I hear...it ain't so hot either.
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Re: Colombiana (2011, d: Megaton, s: Zoe Saldana) Luc Besson assassin/revenge flick

Originally Posted by RichC2
Think I read that exact line 10 minutes ago on another site. I liked Nikita a lot better than Black Cat, which felt like a cheap rip off that was somehow shot 15 years before Nikita. Not that it was bad, the cheese was just overbearing. Didn't know there was a sequel though.
I didn't find BLACK CAT cheesy myself, but then I tend to be much more at home with the Hong Kong cinematic sensibility than with that of the French.

Oh, and here's the Amazon link to the BLACK CAT sequel:
http://www.amazon.com/Black-Cat-Assa...4625410&sr=1-1

The funniest thing about it is they got a guy who's almost an exact double of Yeltsin...to play Yeltsin! I was sure they were just using news footage until the big, obviously staged scene of the assassination attempt.
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I'll have to watch that, the first movie was many things, but boring wasn't one of em.
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Looks like someone nicked Tony Scott's style, very Man on Fire-like. Still, seems worthy of a look and a pretty good cast.
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I would've preferred to see Dania Ramirez in the lead.
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Re: Colombiana (2011, d: Megaton, s: Zoe Saldana) Luc Besson assassin/revenge flick

The only megaton here is just how hot Zoe Saldana is
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Re: Colombiana (2011, d: Megaton, s: Zoe Saldana) Luc Besson assassin/revenge flick

Based on the trailer, I figure this will score about a 10% on the Colombian authentic-ness scale. Still want to see it, though.
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Re: Colombiana (2011, d: Megaton, s: Zoe Saldana) Luc Besson assassin/revenge flick

I think that guy needed to say "Never forget where you cam from" just one more time.
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Re: Colombiana (2011, d: Megaton, s: Zoe Saldana) Luc Besson assassin/revenge flick

I thought the director's name was Megatron...
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Luc Besson/Robert Mark Karmen script and starring Zoe Saldana? Sold! ...until I saw that obnoxious trailer and noticed that Megaton directed this. Pass.
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Hey guys, do you remember where you came from?
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Hey guys, do you remember where you came from?
My parents genitals. You?
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so, is there any buzz on this at all, as this comes out tomorrow
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That fucking quote! I'm glad this is coming out just so I'll never have to hear it in a theater again.
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I'm seeing Our Idiot Brother instead.
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Re: Colombiana (2011, d: Megaton, s: Zoe Saldana) Luc Besson assassin/revenge flick

Everytime I see the trailer it reminds me of Desperado.

Looks cool.
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Re: Colombiana (2011, d: Megaton, s: Zoe Saldana) Luc Besson assassin/revenge flick

I saw this tonight on a screening. I loved every damn minute of it. Such a badass movie with just a little bit of comedy thrown in at the right times. I definitely suggest this movie.

And boy does she like to show off her nips in this. Seriously, how no one in the cast lost an eye is beyond me and quite baffling.
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I saw this tonight on a screening. I loved every damn minute of it. Such a badass movie with just a little bit of comedy thrown in at the right times. I definitely suggest this movie.

And boy does she like to show off her nips in this. Seriously, how no one in the cast lost an eye is beyond me and quite baffling.
Was the action as awesomely directed as Taken?
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Re: Colombiana (2011, d: Megaton, s: Zoe Saldana) Luc Besson assassin/revenge flick

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Was the action as awesomely directed as Taken?
I thought the action was very well done and choreographed. Quite a few times the audience, myself included gasped at how bad ass the onscreen action was. You could hear the whole reaction of the theater at those parts, you would hear "Oh my god" ring throughout the theater.

I haven't watched Taken in like 6 months or so, so I don't remember a lot of it. Come to think of it I might have to dust that off out of my collection and watch that tomorrow again.
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Originally Posted by glassdragon
I thought the action was very well done and choreographed. Quite a few times the audience, myself included gasped at how bad ass the onscreen action was. You could hear the whole reaction of the theater at those parts, you would hear "Oh my god" ring throughout the theater.

I haven't watched Taken in like 6 months or so, so I don't remember a lot of it. Come to think of it I might have to dust that off out of my collection and watch that tomorrow again.
Sounds good, I think you have sold me lol.


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