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Old 09-02-10, 12:26 AM
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Will Machete release spark racial violence?

This all seems pretty suspicious, what do you think?

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Old 09-02-10, 12:31 AM
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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

Oh Geez, not this again.
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Being a Mexican...I hope to kill all white people. I will happily rape your women. Machete is the totem of heroic ability that my people must grow upon..bullshit bs bs bs...

Really? C'mon now....*shakes fist to monitor while eating a very jampacked chicken taco w/ pico de gallo and cilantro)

Just so you guys know....I'm going to kill some white guys later after I finish jerking off to immigrant torture porn.


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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

This douchebag is still at it?
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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

Of course. The film will likely cause Mexicans (aka murders and rapists) like Solid Snake to revolt against the white man. It only seems logical to assume that by this upcoming Monday Mexicans will have claimed half of Arizona as "Latino Country" or some silly hispanic pride name. By the following Friday you can expect all of Arizona and most parts of Texas to be flooded with Mexicans. By my prediction all of America shall be conquered by Taco eating liberals with shotguns and ceremoniously, machete's, by December 21st 2012. The Mayans had it half right. Humanity may not be destroyed by then, but civilization will be.

Or the movie will completely tank and nothing will happen.
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Old 09-02-10, 01:24 AM
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I fucking hope so!
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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

Rodriguez wants equality, not machete violence.

Plus, if you watch the last 15 minutes of this film and take it seriously, you're honestly out of your fucking mind.
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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

All I've heard is this is the left-wing version of any ultra-conservative anti-commie film of the 80s (i.e. Invasion USA), but intentionally funny.
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Old 09-02-10, 02:13 AM
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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

I wouldn't get too worried. The few people who see the film most likely agree with the message already, or don't care about it.

Lol, always get a chuckle out of Jones'...
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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
Being a Mexican...I hope to kill all white people. I will happily rape your women. Machete is the totem of heroic ability that my people must grow

Really? C'mon now....*shakes fist to monitor while eating a very jampacked chicken taco w/ pico de gallo and cilantro)

Just so you guys know....I'm going to kill some white guys later after I finish jerking off to immigrant torture porn.
My problem with this is you jampacked your taco with cilantro... definitely overpowering the rest of the flavors.

Seriously though, I've seen it, I have a level head on my shoulders and anyone that sees this movie as a rally cry for violence or revolution is insane. Yea I'm sure Rodriguez has his agendas in creating a message to the people of America with making the movie but its a movie that has tons of intentional humor. I should be able to say that no one will take it seriously but chances are someone will do something stupid and site the movie as a reason why and the film makers will be in deep shit because of someone who can't figure out his own mind.
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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

I'm not sure what's goofier- MACHETE or this video?
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Hopefully. That oil story is winding down.
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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

Of course not.
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This is the calmest I have seen Alex Jones in a while.
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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
Being a Mexican...I hope to kill all white people. I will happily rape your women. Machete is the totem of heroic ability that my people must grow upon..bullshit bs bs bs...

Really? C'mon now....*shakes fist to monitor while eating a very jampacked chicken taco w/ pico de gallo and cilantro)

Just so you guys know....I'm going to kill some white guys later after I finish jerking off to immigrant torture porn.

What a minute. According to the trailer Machete says he's the gardener. Has Hollywood lied to me again!?!?!?!??!
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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

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Re: Will Machete release spark racial violence?

So, wait, this is a movie about Sheriff Arpaio getting bloodily murdered? Normally I find Robert Rodriguez movies a triumph of style over substance, but now I'm interested in this.
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This movie will spark as many race riots as Spike Lee's Do The Right Thing did.

Zero.
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The only way Machete will cause riots is if more than the 12 people who went to the theater to see Grindhouse show up.
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Hell, Im with Snake... lets go kill some whiteys!! (as long as it isnt me)
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I want that Todos con Machete poster.
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íCo˝o! íVamos echar etos jodios gringos del foro tambien! íTodos con Machete!

*suddenly realizes he's Puerto Rican, doesn't live in Arizona, and this has nothing to do with him*

So.... Anybody up for so Fight Night Round 4 over on PSN?
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