Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Eating snatch shouldn't cause a fuss, unless it squirts that nasty pus

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

When going down a fine young lass, avoid HPV and just eat her ass.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

If you lick instead of pound, they're gonna plant you in the ground.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

If you don't want to be doing chemo shooters, keep your mouth away from strange cooters.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

This thread has become epic.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Want to live and continue earning 'scrilla,
Leave the pussy eatin' for the next fella.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Unless you want cancer in your mouth, you best not be heading south.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

When asking her history, keep your composure, 'cause she probably won't willingly give full Disclosure.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

If it's cancer you don't want to catch, please avoid that smelly vag.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

If you don't want throat pox, keep your tongue out of her hot box.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Wanna get some cancer bro? Go down on a lovely ho!...but seriously, trying to guess if someone has HPV by their looks isn't the best option. I suggest having an open, honest relationship where the two partners can openly discuss the facts.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Sticking your face in her womb is a shortcut to the tomb.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

If you want to live another day,stay away from her milky way.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

This is just a Government conspiracy to get the American people to stop eating pussy.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Wouldn't "milky way" be her boobs?

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Virgin ?

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Not according to Michael Douglas:yack:

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Eh, not one of the better limericks posted but decent try.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

If there's discharge in the twat, say not.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Ya know, my grampa tends to sensationalize every story he tells. I'm sure Douglas is just saying this shit to make himself look like a stud. Those fucking Douglases', gotta be fuckin' machismo till the last breathe.:lol:

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

I thought it was a conspiracy to get us to take the HPV vaccine and give us all autism.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

We all enjoy loose peccadilloes
Like fisting or biting a pillow
But if licking the twat
Causes cancerous rot
You're better off buzzing the Brillo

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

Would you like to have a cancerous treat? Spread those curtains and taste some beef.

Are you afraid your throat will melt? Stay away from her Beaver pelt.

Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
 

If HPV is what you seek, perhaps, you should go nibble her twin mud flaps.