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Old 08-24-10, 11:00 AM
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"The Expendables"
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I've gotten less tolerant of crappy or boring movies as I've turned into a grumpy old man.
2 recent movies I couldn't make it through:
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (bailed out about ~10 minutes in)
Date Movie (~15 minutes)
The funny thing is I bought of both of these. I got them for $1 apiece at Hollywood's going out of business sale. I destroyed "Date Movie" for the good of mankind and used the box for something else. The other one might have some trade value.
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Kick-Ass, which was anything but. I'm now officially ready for the comic book movies to go away. It doesn't help that I'm well-past thoroughly burned out on the self-referential post-modern commercial age. But that isn't going to end anytime soon...maybe I need to "go off the grid", as it were.
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Rizzo gave it a pretty good review which is why i instantly watched via Netflix, but just thought the characters, the story and Goldstein (Ken), which he was supposed to be, were just awful.

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Old 08-24-10, 12:33 PM
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4 Fast 4 Furious. Could not believe the stupidity.
Old 08-24-10, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Groucho View Post
Inception. More like "Insipid!"
Most clever Groucho quote ... evar.
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Life Blood. Caught it on Netflix OnDemand after a description of lesbian vampires. How could you go wrong with that? Apparently you can go terribly terribly wrong. Not in the so bad it's good. I kept watching hoping beyond hope for something interesting, but just found more boredom.
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen In A Long Time ?

Originally Posted by Quatermass View Post
I've gotten less tolerant of crappy or boring movies as I've turned into a grumpy old man.
2 recent movies I couldn't make it through:
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (bailed out about ~10 minutes in)
Date Movie (~15 minutes)
The funny thing is I bought of both of these. I got them for $1 apiece at Hollywood's going out of business sale. I destroyed "Date Movie" for the good of mankind and used the box for something else. The other one might have some trade value.
I'm pretty darn tolerant, I think I've bad mouthed maybe 20 films in my entire life. I can usually rate any film at least a "mediocre".

But The Haunted World of El Superbeasto may join my "worst list". Stuck with it because I was sure it had to develop something positive, but it never did. Didn't hate it too much immediately after watching it, but the more I think about it the more I dislike it.
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Originally Posted by Tom Creo View Post
4 Fast 4 Furious. Could not believe the stupidity.
What was stupid about it? Or did you think the first 3 were stupid and bothered to watch the 4th one for some strange reason?
Old 08-24-10, 01:25 PM
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Since you must know, I enjoyed the first one and thought the second one had some style (Tyrese and Mendes), didn't bother with the third flick and 4 was on the tube when I visited my sister and nephews. It was their choice not mine.
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The Lovely Bones
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2 Fast 2 Furious was the most homoerotic movie I've ever seen, up there with Jeepers Creepers 2.
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2 Fast 2 Furious was the most homoerotic movie I've ever seen, up there with Jeepers Creepers 2.
Dude, don't watch Top Gun.
Old 08-24-10, 01:59 PM
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Year One - I felt embarassed for everybody involved. Did they have a script or was it all improvised? There's no way a studio read that script and put money behind it.
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Originally Posted by AnonomusBob15 View Post
The Lovely Bones
I wouldn't go so far as to slap a "worst" stamp on it, but my God was it disappointing to see Peter Jackson take the source material and come out with ... that.
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Originally Posted by AnonomusBob15 View Post
The Lovely Bones
This. I fucking despised this movie with every fiber of my being.
Old 08-24-10, 02:37 PM
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a tie between the READER and The Lovely Bones...oh and Valentines Day...
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Tie between Spawn and Mortal Kombat Annihilation... 2 biggest piece of crap movies ever.
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The Spirit. Watched that one this weekend, hoooooly SHIT it was fucking horrible.
But I restored balance by following it up last night with Bad Lieutenant:Port of Call New Orleans, which was outstanding.
I can agree with this. Not even Eva and Scarlett could save The Spirit from being the worst of all time.

Oh and Bad Lieutenant rocked.
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I just got the movie Ca$h from Netflix. I figured, Sean Bean, playing a criminal and making ordinary people commit crimes...sounds fun...

It wasn't. At all.
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Recently? Inception, Kick Ass, and Chloe.
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Recently? Inception, Kick Ass, and Chloe.
Really? Have to disagree with your first two titles listed, but I can see where you're coming from with Chloe. I thought the film itself was decent, but it probably doesn't help that the trailer is misleading about what the film is truly about.
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I was forced to sit through Zack and Miri Make a Porno at a friends house and it was fucking excruciating. Hahahaha, look a Lost refrence! Hahaha, look a poop joke. Hilarious!
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I got a few movies at an FYE a few months ago, as part of some promotion :CoughWeCan't SellThisShitCough: they dropped this movie in for free.

It was worth every penny.
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