JumpCutz

Name one film that an actor should leave off their resume.

A few off the top of my head...

Robert De Niro - Rocky and Bullwinkle
Al Pacino - 88 Minutes
Michael Caine- Jaws: The Revenge
Cate Blanchett - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Renee Zellweger - The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Zen Peckinpah

On the contrary, if I ever met Dennis Quaid I' probably spend all my time gushing about how much I love Gorp.

The Antipodean

I thought Blanchett was the best thing in Crystal Skull.

Jam Master Jay

You could add "Righteous Kill" to both of those.

E. Honda

Toshiro Mifune - "Seven Samurai" and "Rashomon"

whoopdido

Yeah that makes a lot of sense. Leave a movie that made almost $800 million worldwide off your resume?

Dr Mabuse

Alain Delon - 'Le Samourai'

Marlon Brando - 'The Godfather'

Daniel Day-Lewis - 'There Will Be Blood'

riotinmyskull

bill murray - garfield

JumpCutz

True.

But the film itself is an embarrassment.

Groucho

islandclaws

Josh Brolin - Jonah Hex

NoirFan

De Niro and Pacino (excepting Insomnia) could leave the last decade off of their resumes.

TheMovieman

Anyone associated with Batman & Robin would like to leave that off their resume, I'm sure.

Troy Stiffler

What? That's so cool! I never heard of this before.

Reminds me of James Cameron's hand in Piranha 2.

inri222

Gentlemen I salute you!

comanche_doyle

didn't he make that joke in Zombieland?

terrible chong

Ralph Fiennes - The Avengers
Sean Connery - Highlander 2
Marlon Brando - The Island of Dr. Moreau
Clint Eastwood - Space Cowboys
Morgan Freeman - Dreamcatcher
Gene Hackman - Superman IV
Michael Caine - Jaws: The Revenge
Willem Dafoe - Speed 2: Cruise Control
Kevin Spacey - Fred Claus

Veteran actors in complete crap! Sometimes the $$$ is just too good to pass up.

Travis McClain

If I was Jon Heder, I would totally omit Napoleon Dynamite from my resume. Then, every time someone reviewed it there'd be that awkward moment when they realize something obvious is missing and they scratch their head trying to figure out what it is. Then, when they realize it, they'd feel awkward about asking if I was aware that the movie for which I was synonymous wasn't on my own resume. I'd have fun with that.

Solid Snake

I think he redeemed himself for making Garfield as the one thing he regretted.

NoirFan

There's already something obvious missing from Napoleon Dynamite. A fucking movie.

PopcornTreeCt

Good choices. Though it doesn't seem like either actor cares anymore. I almost wish some director like Tarantino would give them a challenging role.

terrible chong

Well, to be fair, Pacino did The Merchant of Venice in 2004, which had no commercial value and was a labor of love.
He has a passion for doing Shakespeare (see Looking for Richard).
He did The Merchant of Venice again for free in Central Park last year. So he does care about the craft of acting

I think he just doesn't care about acting in movies like he used to

llandros

I imagine most people involved in Showgirls want to forget they were a part of it.

Not a movie, but also anyone with the Star Wars Holiday Special probably want it burned from memory.

And then there's Tim Robbins and Lea Thompson in Howard the Duck.

If I remember right, Michelle Pfeiffer didn't care at all for Grease 2 so she probably wouldn't mind dropping it.

Sean O'Hara

My understanding is that an actor's resume exists to establish how much they were paid for previous work, thus giving producers an idea of their price. The only thing they want to leave off are films that didn't pay well -- which is why big-name actors will sometimes appear unbilled in small films.

AnonomusBob15

Clint has made worse crap than that. What's that movie where he hangs out with a monkey the whole time?

Plus, the Donald Sutherland jokes are hilarious.