Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
In a movie that nobody has heard about until now because it probably just started filming, Vampire Movie will debut in theaters in a mere two and a half months from now. The guys that made Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Epic Movie....Yeah, they got 20th Century Fox to give them money to make another crap fest.
Generally, people say, "Well, they may suck, but they make money!" Disaster Movie actually did not light the box office on fire, hence the 2 year gap between this and their last film. If this one bombs even worse, perhaps it could either give an even longer gap between their films or wipe them off Hollywood's radar all together. |
Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
If they are going to continue to parody movie genres, they might as well say we are going to spend 80 minutes making fun of twilight.
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
Here's what the movie will contain:
All that, and then a twenty minute montage of outtakes backed by a rip off of a popular song, and you have a 90 minute movie. |
Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
11. Characters being crushed by falling cows
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
Originally Posted by E. Honda
(Post 10187160)
Here's what the movie will contain:
All that, and then a twenty minute montage of outtakes backed by a rip off of a popular song, and you have a 90 minute movie. |
Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
God help us all.
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
i'll bet there's a tiger woods joke!
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
Trailer
<param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTg3OTYyMA=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTg3OTYyMA==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="291"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/coolvideos/vampires-suck.html" target="_blank">EMBED-Vampires Suck</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com" target="_blank">free videos</a></font> Yikes! Apparently, a workprint of the film has been online for a week or two now. |
Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
someone told me that this is actualy gonna play in front of Predators (i will boo it if it does)
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
/\ It's possible... They are both distributed by Fox
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
Not at my theater. We've got Machete as the attached trailer. :banana:
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
/\ It didn't come loose in the can?
EDIT: I just realized the irony of this statement, as every film from these two could be considered 'loose in the can.' |
Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
Given that we are all digital, no, I doubt it came loose in the can. ;)
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
I think I can loose something in the can that would be better than that flick.
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
Ha ha, people are watching this trailer.
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
Originally Posted by droidguy1119
(Post 10253205)
Ha ha, people are watching this trailer.
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
Originally Posted by Suprmallet
(Post 10253097)
Not at my theater. We've got Machete as the attached trailer. :banana:
New trailer? |
Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
I haven't seen any previous trailer, so it's new to me!
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
My wife wants to see this :( she drug me out of bed at 3AM to watch Eclipse so this damn movie better not have any midnight showings or I will be pissed
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
This looks awesome!! The part when he was all like "I'm a killer" and then shot Alice from Alice in Wonderland and she fell down the rabbit hole...I was like whoa no they didn't!!!
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
Originally Posted by JJE-187
(Post 10253360)
My wife wants to see this :( she drug me out of bed at 3AM to watch Eclipse so this damn movie better not have any midnight showings or I will be pissed
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
Originally Posted by E. Honda
(Post 10187160)
Here's what the movie will contain:
All that, and then a twenty minute montage of outtakes backed by a rip off of a popular song, and you have a 90 minute movie. |
Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
I will never watch this movie. Poor Ken Jeong.
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Re: Friedberg and Seltzer are back... VAMPIRE MOVIE ... August 18th
I will spare you the agony of watching this film, with the blow-by-blow (in order of appearance):
Cut to black. The end. |
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