JumpCutz

Let's compile some famous lines spoken by computers. What are some you remember or come to you easily? I don't consider ROBOCOP a computer, just as rule of thumb.

I'll get it started...

"Shall we Play a game?" WOPR in War Games

"I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you. "
-Hal 9000 2001:A Space Odyssey

Dr Mabuse

Sloppy with your drink?

Get this boy a bib!

TGM

"Number Five... is alive!"

PopcornTreeCt

Sam, get some sleep. You're very tired.

Shannon Nutt

We're going to need to quickly set ground rules here...do robots/cyborgs count as computers? Let me know, and "I'll be back."

resinrats

"I can't do that Dave" - 2001 Probably the line I've heard the most refereced out of that movie if not the only one.

"R2-D2, where are you?", "I am C-3PO, human, cyborg relations" - Star Wars. I'd consider droids computers

The Dude

'Daisy, daisy...' HAL

JumpCutz

I originally intended for this thread to be specifically about famous lines delivered by computers. But you know how things can quickly veer off course around here.

gmanca

"Hello, Mr. Anderson" was the only other one I could think of; there isn't many instances of computers speaking, let alone memorable ones. I mean, for that one instance of HAL, you have a ton of forgettable stuff like Mr. Macintosh from Blank Check or DL Hughley as the voice of the Go-Go Gadget Mobile

I just thought of another one, maybe quasi-memorable: "Jacket drying... [ding] your jacket is now dry!"

Dr. DVD

"You shouldn't have come back Flynn."

Groucho

"Checkmate. Checkmate."

Cheating bitch...

Rockmjd23

"Access Denied"

I forget the movie it was in, though.

joefrog91

I liked Edgar from Electric Dreams, but not really a lot of memorable lines.

Mondo Kane

"You have FAILED"-License To Drive

Heat

Here is a conversation between two computers (replicants):
and another conversation between two computers:

Mountain Biker

The Running Man...

Perimeter deactivated...Perimiter deactivated

Perkinsun Dzees

"I, Proteus, possess the wisdom and ignorance of all men, but I can't feel the sun on my face. My child will have that privilege."

Nick Martin

I thought this was a thread about a website showcasing famous movie lines being spoken in that monotone, Stephen Hawking-type computer voice or the similar voice of Marty McFly's 2015 jacket from Back To The Future II.

Now there's an idea!

Charlie Goose

Jerry Shaw, you have been activated. Your compliance is vital. - EAGLE EYE

RagingBull80

"You now have eleven minutes to reach minimum safe distance."

dom56

"This is the voice of world control."

cleaver

Jurassic Park?

RocShemp

"Ah-Ah-Ah. You didn't say the magic word." - Nedry's computer in Jurassic Park

The Infidel

The only thing I remember the computer saying specifically was mispronouncing Miles' name as "Moles" throughout the movie, after Miles mistyped it while setting up Edgar for the first time.

The Infidel

"happybirthdaypaulie"