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Old 04-17-10, 06:13 AM
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Re: Famous movie lines delivered by computers

Colossus: How many nights a week do you require sex?
Dr. Forbin: Every night.
Colossus: Not want. Require...
Dr. Forbin: [looks sheepish] Four times.


Colossus: We can coexist, but only on my terms. You will say you lose your freedom, freedom is an illusion. All you lose is the emotion of pride. To be dominated by me is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of your species.
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"Hand PRINT identification, please. Hand PRINT identification, please. Hand PRINT-- beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, DING."
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MCP: "I've gotten 2415 times smarter since then"


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Bit: "Yes"

OK, those aren't famous, but I like them
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"Stand-by alert. Death Star approaching. Estimated time to firing range, fifteen minutes."
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Re: Famous movie lines delivered by computers

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Jurassic Park?
I was joking, but that does remind me of Dennis Nedry's "Ah Ah Ah, you didn't say the magic word"
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"42"
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^ah that is a classic.
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"PC load letter"
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"Would you like to know more?" - Starship Troopers

"You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute." - Demolition Man
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The answering machine from Swingers.
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Originally Posted by Tscott View Post
"42"
Yes!!!!!! I forgot about that one.
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The only thing I remember the computer saying specifically was mispronouncing Miles' name as "Moles" throughout the movie, after Miles mistyped it while setting up Edgar for the first time.
Yeah, but I didn't know if just putting Moles would work here.
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Originally Posted by Rockmjd23 View Post
"Access Denied"
Pat's laptop from "It's Pat"
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"9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..." (Enterprise blows up)
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Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara View Post
Colossus: How many nights a week do you require sex?
Dr. Forbin: Every night.
Colossus: Not want. Require...
Dr. Forbin: [looks sheepish] Four times.


Colossus: We can coexist, but only on my terms. You will say you lose your freedom, freedom is an illusion. All you lose is the emotion of pride. To be dominated by me is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of your species.
My favorite Colossus line is "That is too much vermouth".
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Uh ... the OP already snagged mine ... so I guess I'll resort to "You've Got Mail."

And Deckard wasn't a computer/machine. 8-)
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"8, 6, 5, 4

Just Kidding...

8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Have a nice day"
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"PC load letter"
WTF does that mean?
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"I love you, Edward"
- Twilight.
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We're going to have to blow the computer.
Blow R.O.K.?
Spoiler:
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"Last chance to push the cancellation button" and "Have a Nice Day"
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Last Day, Capricorn 15s. Year of the City, 2274. Carousel Begins.


Identify.
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I haven't seen the movie in 40 years, since I refused to buy the crappy P&S DVD release, but I remember this last exchange from Colossus: The Forbin Project as being pretty chilling, given all that had gone before:

Colossus: "In time, you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love."

Forbin: "Never."

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The other one that came to mind when I saw this topic was:

[After HAL has killed the rest of the crew and tried, unsuccessfully, to kill Dave Bowman.]

HAL: "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this."

No shit!
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You're all going to die. ("spoken" in a British accent)

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