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Old 10-20-09, 09:49 PM
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How can they crawl on their knees without kneecaps (last pic) ?

Nevermind, I guess "human centipede" and logic don't mix.
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Originally Posted by Terrell
It never ceases to amaze me the shit studios put in theaters. Who in their right thought this was a good idea. The studio, or whoever funded this should have told the idiot that pitched this idea to go pound sound.
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wtf does pound sound mean?
Originally Posted by Terrell
It's slang for go take a walk. I've heard it many times. I've also heard "go kick rocks" and a choice few others.

But I really would like to have been a fly on the wall when this was pitched to whoever greenlit the film.
I believe the phrase is "pound sand."
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Originally Posted by spainlinx0
I believe the phrase is "pound sand."
I'm glad someone is "on the balloon" in this thread.
Old 10-21-09, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by eXcentris
How can they crawl on their knees without kneecaps (last pic) ?

Nevermind, I guess "human centipede" and logic don't mix.
You should read the comments on that page. Some guy speculates that the Kneecap thing was just a practical SFX department excuse to have the people wear knee pads.
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Looks like it'll be the best mouth to anus human centipede movie this year.
Old 10-21-09, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by BuddyRevell
Looks like it'll be the best mouth to anus human centipede movie this year.
I hear this same bold prediction every year.
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It's the Citizen Kane of human centipede pictures.
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
Thank you. I think some folks are just making a big deal because they're kinda turned on so they get all "OOoooh! That's groooosssss!!" to cover it up
Let's face it, if we got to be behind Shakira, every man in this group would volunteer for the experiment.
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Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara
Let's face it, if we got to be behind Shakira, every man in this group would volunteer for the experiment.
Not the current Shakira, she lost her booty.

Kim Kardahsian? I might be convinced.
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to go pound sound.
LOL! Can't believe I wrote "pound sound." I must have been drunk. Sorry about that.
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Originally Posted by Terrell
LOL! Can't believe I wrote "pound sound." I must have been drunk. Sorry about that.
I've heard it both ways.

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Originally Posted by Dr. DVD
Not the current Shakira, she lost her booty.
No she didn't. She just perfected it
Old 10-23-09, 08:36 AM
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No she didn't. She just perfected it

To quote Gerard Butler (as the Beast):"I like a big ass," and Shakira ain't got one no more. Seeing that little thing shake does absolutely nothing for me.

Hmm....imagine the irony if they cast Sir-Mix-A-Lot in a cameo?
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I guess the girl in the screencap will never be able to wipe that shit eating grin off of her face.
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Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara
Let's face it, if we got to be behind Shakira, every man in this group would volunteer for the experiment.
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Awwwe now see, with the chick all crying I feel bad.
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That chick is probably thinking "damn, getting into porn might not have been such a bad idea after all..."
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The chick look like she getting carpet munching from that other girl behind.
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Originally Posted by dom56
The chick look like she getting carpet munching from that other girl behind.
Ass munching most likely. The carpet is on the other side of the room. And what happens when that special time of the month rolls around? It could be a bloody affair when that happens. The more you think about this shit the worse it gets. This movie really is a terrible idea and really should have never been made.
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Re: Human Centipede (What?)

I wonder what kind a review poopchute.com is giving this?

And how long was this project in the pipeline anyway?
Old 10-24-09, 12:21 PM
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I wonder what kind a review poopchute.com is giving this?

And how long was this project in the pipeline anyway?
Likely shitty.

Probably overnight and was given the go in the morning.
Old 10-24-09, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by dsa_shea
Ass munching most likely. The carpet is on the other side of the room. And what happens when that special time of the month rolls around? It could be a bloody affair when that happens. The more you think about this shit the worse it gets. This movie really is a terrible idea and really should have never been made.
I don't get it. It's a horror movie with a truly horrific concept, not just some guy with a knife chasing women around or a monster dismembering people, and people are complaining.
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Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara
I don't get it. It's a horror movie with a truly horrific concept, not just some guy with a knife chasing women around or a monster dismembering people, and people are complaining.
It's the forced ATM and expectance for people to survive off of that that makes this movie a sick, sick idea.

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