How do you rank all the Star Wars movies/cartoons/shows?
So now that there are quite a bunch of Star Wars movies/shows, how do you rank them from best to worst?
1. Return of the Jedi 2. Empire Strikes Back 3. A New Hope 4. Clone Wars Series 2003 5. Clone Wars Movie 2008 6. Clone Wars Series 2008 7. Attack of the Clones 8. Revenge of the Sith 9. The Phantom Menace 10. Droids 11. Ewoks |
1. A New Hope, Original Version
2. Sith 3. Empire 4. Phantom 5. Jedi 6. Star Wars Holiday Special 7. Droids 8. AOTC * unless its the IMAX edit, then it moves up ahead of Jedi 9. Clone Wars Movie 10. Clone Wars Series 2008 11. Battle Endor 12. Clone Wars Series 2003 13. Ewoks 14. Ewok Adventure |
1. Empire
2. Star Wars 3. Jedi 4. Sith 5. Clones 6. Phantom Menace 7. Everything else. |
1.) ESB
2.) ANH 3.) ROTJ 4.) ROTS 5.) AOTC 6.) TPM 7.) CLONE WARS (original series) 8.) DROIDS 9.) EWOKS 10.) HOLIDAY SPECIAL 11.) BATTLE FOR ENDOR 12.) EWOK ADVENUTRE Haven't bothered to see Clone Wars movie or the new series. |
Originally Posted by Rockmjd23
(Post 9035514)
7. Everything else.
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The Star Wars Trilogy (you know which ones it represents).
Everything else. |
1.) The Empire Strikes Back, Original Version
2.) Star Wars, Original Version 3.) Return of the Jedi, Original Version The rest can burn in hell. |
Originally Posted by Rockmjd23
(Post 9035514)
1. Empire
2. Star Wars 3. Jedi 4. Sith 5. Clones 6. Phantom Menace 7. Everything else. |
Originally Posted by MaxMFP
(Post 9035648)
1.) The Empire Strikes Back, Original Version
2.) Star Wars, Original Version 3.) Return of the Jedi, Original Version The rest can burn in hell. Those three I'd rate from A- down to B-. The rest are no better than D+. |
I can't believe some are actually rating Attack of the Clones ahead of TPM. Menace was a monstrous disappointment, but Clones is the worst fucking Star Wars film ever made. Hardly anything in that half-assed, ILM circle jerk, piece of shit movie works. The acting sucks. The writing is an abomination of human endeavor:
"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, a day has not gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I am close to you again, I am in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn over - my mouth goes dry. I feel dizzy. I cannot breathe. I am haunted by the kiss you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul. Tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you ask... " I've passed kidney stones that were less painful than having to suffer through dialogue this wretched and Godawful. If this is Lucas' idea of romantic pleading it's no wonder his wife divorced his ass and left him to play with his toys for the rest of his life. |
Originally Posted by MaxMFP
(Post 9035711)
I can't believe some are actually rating Attack of the Clones ahead of TPM. Menace was a monstrous disappointment, but Clones is the worst fucking Star Wars film ever made. Hardly anything in that half-assed, ILM circle jerk, piece of shit movie works. The acting sucks. The writing is an abomination of human endeavor:
"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, a day has not gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I am close to you again, I am in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn over - my mouth goes dry. I feel dizzy. I cannot breathe. I am haunted by the kiss you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul. Tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you ask... " I've passed kidney stones that were less painful than having to suffer through dialogue this wretched and Godawful. If this is Lucas' idea of romantic pleading it's no wonder his wife divorced his ass and left him to play with his toys for the rest of his life. Either way, all the prequels are pretty bad - I just thought that Attack of the Clones is the least video gamey... |
Originally Posted by MaxMFP
(Post 9035648)
1.) The Empire Strikes Back, Original Version
2.) Star Wars, Original Version 3.) Return of the Jedi, Original Version |
Originally Posted by Charlie Goose
(Post 9035907)
Never saw any of the others.
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Originally Posted by Boba Fett
(Post 9035522)
1.) ESB
2.) ANH 3.) ROTJ 4.) ROTS 5.) AOTC 6.) TPM 7.) CLONE WARS (original series) 8.) DROIDS 9.) EWOKS 10.) HOLIDAY SPECIAL 11.) BATTLE FOR ENDOR 12.) EWOK ADVENUTRE Haven't bothered to see Clone Wars movie or the new series. |
1) Empire Strikes Back
2) Revenge of The Sith 3) A New Hope 4) Attack of the Clones 5) Return of The Jedi 6) Clone Wars (Original) 7) Phantom Menace 8) Clone Wars (new) 9) Boba Fett Short from Holiday Special 10) Droids 11) Ewoks 12) Ewok Adventure 13) Ewoks Battle for Endor 14) rest of The Holiday Special |
Originally Posted by Rockmjd23
(Post 9035514)
1. Empire
2. Star Wars 3. Jedi 4. Sith 5. Clones 6. Phantom Menace 7. Everything else. |
Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope Everything Else |
I liked battle of endor.
Nothing beats furry teddy bears beating up on scary monsters lol |
1. Star Wars (original version) I don't know anyone who ever called it A New Hope.
2. Empire (original version) The version where Vader says, "Bring my shuttle!" 3. Jedi (original version) The version with Sebastian Shaw, not that prick Hayden Christensen standing next to an icon like Alec Guiness I have yet to meet anyone outside the internet who actually thinks Jedi is better then Star Wars or Empire, as everyone I know now and grew up with always ranked it as #3 from the Original Trilogy. As for the Prequels & Special Editions, they are like Fredo Corleone....dead to me. |
Originally Posted by MaxMFP
(Post 9035711)
I can't believe some are actually rating Attack of the Clones ahead of TPM. Menace was a monstrous disappointment, but Clones is the worst fucking Star Wars film ever made. Hardly anything in that half-assed, ILM circle jerk, piece of shit movie works. The acting sucks. The writing is an abomination of human endeavor:
"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, a day has not gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I am close to you again, I am in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn over - my mouth goes dry. I feel dizzy. I cannot breathe. I am haunted by the kiss you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul. Tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you ask... " I've passed kidney stones that were less painful than having to suffer through dialogue this wretched and Godawful. If this is Lucas' idea of romantic pleading it's no wonder his wife divorced his ass and left him to play with his toys for the rest of his life. What's lamer: the bad writing, or someone who knows the bad writing by heart. |
Originally Posted by coli
(Post 9036676)
1. Star Wars (original version) I don't know anyone who ever called it A New Hope.
1. The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 2. Star Wars (1977) 3. Return of the Jedi (1983) |
I find it rather annoying when people put a year next to each film... as if we don't know.
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Originally Posted by Double_Oh_7
(Post 9036727)
What's lamer: the bad writing, or someone who knows the bad writing by heart.
I don't know the bad writing by heart. I copy and pasted the monologue. http://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/..._Epic_Fail.jpg |
Originally Posted by MaxMFP
(Post 9036963)
I don't know the bad writing by heart. I copy and pasted the monologue.
I don't hate the movie, but haven't seen it in a few years. Edit: http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p...nandanakin.jpg Wow, I guess it was. I've obviously blocked that out :lol: AND I saw the movie 3 times opening day. |
Originally Posted by Rockmjd23
(Post 9035514)
1. Empire
2. Star Wars 3. Jedi 4. Sith 5. Clones 6. Phantom Menace 7. Everything else. |
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