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Old 10-04-08, 01:04 PM
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Andre: Heart of the Giant - movie trailer not to be believed



Apparently this is a REAL movie, not a joke. I saw a tall skinny guy with a huge afro wig, and figured it to be a YouTube parody.

It looks like the worst piece of shit that ever plopped out of someone's ass. I've seen tranny porn with better production values.

Has anyone heard about this? Are they kidding?
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That's fucking hilarious.
LMFAO at the guy playing JYD.
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That was pretty funny.
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Originally Posted by Charlie Goose View Post
I've seen tranny porn with better production values.
You watch tranny porn?
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Originally Posted by Dr Mabuse View Post
You watch tranny porn?
I knew someone would jump on that.
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Ha, the imdb boards for this "film" are comical.

Looks like the worst thing ever made.
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I think I recall hearing the guy who played Tiny in House of 1000 Corpses and Devils Rejects was originally cast as Andre but died before it was finished.
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Yes, this is an abomination.

I find it funny that the "producer/director/writer/editor" is playing "Vince McMahon" in the film. Not to mention his name if freakin' Rokki James Hollywood.



His quotes are straight from a douche as well:

A good night sleep is not in my vocabulary, I'll get all the sleep that I need when I'm dead.
I believe I can play on the same playground with Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, and Scorcesse without getting stabbed or shot.
My goal is for people to leave the theatre a little disturbed and wondering what the hell happened in there.
I love all the actors I work with, but when I direct, this evil twisted spirit takes over my soul causing me to change the script from scripted to unorthodox acts of improv, you see I get in actors heads, F__K them! they will love me later with the final product.

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I only made it halfway through. This could be interesting to watch... on acid. Otherwise I can't see anyone seriously paying to watch it.
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Old 10-07-08, 04:53 AM
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Is that really Howard Stern playing the Andre role? lol
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Definitely looks more like something a few fans or amateur wrestlers made. If they commercially release it, I'd imagine WWE's lawyers will come down on them hard for using characters like "Junkyard" and "Vince," plus I believe they own the general rights to Andre the Giant nowadays. Funny they were smart enough to use "Terry" instead of Hulk Hogan, avoid potential litigation from Hulk, Marvel and WWE who have a deal regarding that trademark.

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