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There is No God: Friedberg and Seltzer are at it again

Old 09-01-08, 08:02 PM
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The movie was a big flop this weekend even up against such stellar competition as Babylon A.D. and Death Race. Proof that God does exist, along with perhaps a movie audience that is getting wise to the crappiness of this franchise.
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Originally Posted by Matthew Chmiel
I saw Date Movie for free at an advance screening.

I caught both Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans off Netflix.

So in essence, Friedberg and Seltzer have earned $0 from me.
But how much of your soul was lost via watching these films?
Old 09-01-08, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Matthew Chmiel
I caught both Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans off Netflix.

So in essence, Friedberg and Seltzer have earned $0 from me.
You get Netflix for free?
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Originally Posted by Jay G.
You get Netflix for free?
Yes thanks due to Jesus Christ's wonderful birthday.
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Well thats one.

Question is, how many of these will have to bomb before the studios drop these hacks like a bad habit?
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Originally Posted by Matthew Chmiel
Yes thanks due to Jesus Christ's wonderful birthday.
So somebody else gave money to Friedberg and Seltzer for you.
Old 09-09-08, 12:57 AM
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Graphic is from a week ago, but, not surprisingly, it's still holding strong at 0%.
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Seems it was a fitting name for the movie.
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BY ROGER EBERT / September 11, 2008

Q. Yo dude, u missed out on "Disaster Movie," a hardcore laugh-ur-@zz-off movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was funny as #ell! Prolly the funniest movie of the summer! U never review these, wat up wit dat?

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A. Hey, bro, I wuz buzier than $#i+, @d they never shoed it b4 hand. I peeped in the IMDb and saw it zoomed to #1 as the low$ie$t flic of all time, wit @ lame-@zz UZer Rating of 1.3. U liked it? Wat up wit dat?
Old 09-26-08, 06:27 PM
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roger ebert is my new hero.
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Roger Ebert is like Jesus incarnate as God.
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Roger Ebert is the barometer by which all film criticism should be judged... and this is reason enough to believe it.
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Let's not name a street after the guy or anything - he did give Blue Velvet one star.
Old 09-26-08, 09:47 PM
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God bless you, Big Ebe.
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Originally Posted by NoirFan


Graphic is from a week ago, but, not surprisingly, it's still holding strong at 0%.
That's what I call progress!
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Originally Posted by NoirFan
Let's not name a street after the guy or anything - he did give Blue Velvet one star.
And completely misunderstood Fight Club, but he's generally a reasonable and eloquent man.
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Originally Posted by Suprmallet
And completely misunderstood Fight Club, but he's generally a reasonable and eloquent man.
To be fair, 95% of the people who watched Fight Club misunderstood it.
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Originally Posted by NoirFan
Let's not name a street after the guy or anything - he did give Blue Velvet one star.
Can't say I disagree with you there. However, since I think most film critics are full of shit, and don't know half of what Ebert does, I think calling him the best film critic doesn't say too much in my world.

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