Next Michael Bay Abortion: Rosemary's Baby
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Originally Posted by Mr. Cinema
Damaging to those who despise any and all remakes. I'm sure there would be far more complaints from people if The Godfather was remade, compared to Rosemary's Baby.
I think the problem with Rosemary's Baby being remade is that it is on oscar winning film by an oscar winning director. So this is not some cult, campy trash that could benefit in any way from a remake. So does Bay's company really think that they can do better than Polanski? Based on their track record, I think it would be safe to say fuck no. Now if a truly respectable director such as Peter Jackson got behind this remake, I would understand it and be interested in seeing his take on the material.
I apologize if I'm being too argumentative, I was just surprised to hear you say that you want all horror films to be remade by Bay's company when you clearly understand how much that would piss people off.
And to everybody pointing out the obvious yes, I know that Bay himself is not directing this as I''m sure everybody else in this thread is.
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The problem I have with a remake of this film is that whomever does it will make it into a full blown horror film, when the original is a very well put together thiller about paranoia and so much more. I don't think Bay or his company will do anything that can live up the original. And watch, I bet they offer Mia Farrow the roll of Minnie Castevet. I say let Bay get the ball rolling and take over the remake of Race with the Devil. Thats a remake that I could see Bay turning into something half way desent.
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Originally Posted by mmconhea
how dare you bash the guy who broguht us a movie that did the Transformers justice?! Shame on you all. All his sins have since been whiped clean.
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Originally Posted by Lastyear
Transformers was a huge flaming turd of a movie.Giant robots from outer space who can turn into vehicles.And hey one even talks like he came from the hood.Great.Movies based on dolls.(Yes dolls-action figures are just dolls for boys).
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Originally Posted by Decker
I think it's a great choice. Polanski's a pretty good director, but I think he missed what the story really needed -- lots of very load, spectacular explosions.
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Originally Posted by Nesbit
I hope this has a nu-metal soundtrack and a washed out look. Oh and extreme close ups of people yelling.
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Originally Posted by coli
Michael Bay is the definition of everything that is wrong with the summer blockbuster these days. Zero story, zero character development, CGI & Action galore with teenagers who have an attention span of about 5 seconds. Oh how I miss those summer blockbusters called Jaws, Star Wars, and Back to the Future....
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Originally Posted by benh911
If The Godfather was ever remade, I would lose all faith in humanity.
The problem is this under 23 movie goers who refuse to watch old movies and don't know the plot lines. And to them these remakes are new to their minds.
THE GODFATHER would be a great remake for the studio because then they can make 90minute movies and stretch it out to over every 2 years a sequel like the HARRY POTTERS.
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Since it would be impossible for anyone involved with Michael Bay to make a worse movie than "Transformers," I retain a sense of optimism...
...oh, who am I kidding? It'll be terrible.
...oh, who am I kidding? It'll be terrible.
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Originally Posted by maingon
I love his movies, Transformers was one of the best movies last year. His Action flicks are among the best out there
I bet Bay has, like, 2% to do with this project. Remaking Rosemary's Baby seems a little silly. I'm not some old-film afficinado art fuck like some of you people. But the original isn't that old. And not really outdated. I saw it on cable a couple years ago, and really liked it. It's a good movie that young people would probably like if they watched it. I'd much rather see Dune remake Dead Alive (as someone else mentioned). That would be sweet - and deserved.
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I'm not sure a Rosemary's Baby remake would work... (not that it will stop anything)
Part of the originals drive is Mia Farrow being tormented for reasons unknown to her and how she reacts.
Assuming they set the movie in today, the whole set-up of unwitting innocent as vessel for Spawn of Satan is... obsolete.
If a Satanic Coven needs a womb for Satan all they have to do is place an ad on craigslist.
The damn thing would turn into a farce as opposed to a creepy movie (which the original was).
Part of the originals drive is Mia Farrow being tormented for reasons unknown to her and how she reacts.
Assuming they set the movie in today, the whole set-up of unwitting innocent as vessel for Spawn of Satan is... obsolete.
If a Satanic Coven needs a womb for Satan all they have to do is place an ad on craigslist.
The damn thing would turn into a farce as opposed to a creepy movie (which the original was).
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So is the original film being replaced, destroyed, reedited or being made otherwise available to anyone interested in seeing it?
No?
Then stop wetting your beds over nothing. If you don't like the idea of a remake, just don't see it.
What a horribly insensitive thing to say. I sickens me that you would belittle the suffering of actual rape victims in such a callow and dismissive way.
No?
Then stop wetting your beds over nothing. If you don't like the idea of a remake, just don't see it.
Originally Posted by KillerCannibal
It's too bad cinematic rape isn't considered a crime like the real kind of rape.
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Originally Posted by Eric D.
Explain to me how remaking The Godfather or 2001 would be "damaging" using the studio logic you noted above.