Zen Peckinpah

It's like PAX trying to remake Time After Time.

Legolas

You know, two Uwe Boll trailers popped up on Apple's trailer site in the same month, so I guess they've lowered their standards. Maybe next they'll be showing Transmorphers 2 or Snakes on an Elevator... though an Asylum movie on Quicktime would actually be an upgrade.

boredsilly

I was waiting for the joke, or for someone to blowup or something. And...it never came.

whoopdido

I just watched Cloverfield and believe or not but this trailer was on before Cloverfield. I couldn't believe it. It's just as bad on the big screen. I can't imagine that the audience for Cloverfield would be even remotely interested in this movie even if the trailer was actually decent. There were definitely a lot of snickers in the theater after the trailer was over.

Lady Deviant

ok well that blows and now I'm drowning in sap.

DVD Polizei

It's kinda like Notebook: The Version You've Never Seen!

tylergfoster

This is a lie. Without the spider-walk it's nothing like that cut of The Notebook.

Supermallet

I know it's not Christian, but since we're talking about awful trailers, I have one that I watch time and time again:

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tylergfoster

Weha especting! Ha ha!

Merkin Muffley

I now feel compelled to watch Time Changer.

entitee

wow, that was hilarious.
From the trailer I expect this to be an excellent movie about
people contently staring off into space.

DonnachaOne

Well, at least it's well-lit...

Brack

I think in order to enjoy this, you'd have to be well lit.

ukywyldcat

ah, this movie looks sweet.

mdc3000

I only just noticed now that both Time Changer and Me & You, Us, Forever are made by the same production company, Five & Two pictures... If I ever see that logo before a movie, I'm getting the fuck outta there...

SI78

When it got to the part that said they'd been dating for 4 months, 2 weeks, and 28 days, I thought for certain the zombies would emerge... or at the very least a tipsy Sandra Bullock.

Then we get to the end where it is very clear this is some christian flick (directed by Dave Christiano no less) and the actors are named Rozgay and Asswad?

Then we find out this epic romance is being released the day after Valentine's Day?

Please tell me we are being set up for the most delicious film parody of the year!

True_Story1011

... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!

JDChapier

This has to be the worst movie ever, it just has to be. When they mentioned the elapsed time, I was expecting them to pinpoint the moment when he became 18 (and she was still 17) ... and then introduce statutory rape. "Their parents and the law say it's illegal, but they fight for their love that burns brighter than 1000 suns."

Charlie Goose

According to the IMDB, The Room had a budget of $6,000,000. I'd like to know where the other $5,999,000 went. Someone is walking around Hollywood with an extra $5,999,000 in their pocket.

This is a fun thread. More awesomely bad shit please.

Supermallet

The Room still gets shown once a month in both San Francisco and Los Angeles. Tommy Wiseau has definitely made money off of the picture.

DRG

Ha, I saw about ten minutes of this movie when it came to the dollar theater my friend works at. I couldn't take much more, as I was completely sober.

bdshort

This thread has made me want to see "The Room", as it appears from both the trailer and the reviews at IMDB to be the best worst movie ever made. Unfortunately, Netflix doesn't seem to have it, and I don't know if I should spend the $10 or $11 or whatever it is from Amazon just to check it out. Maybe it will give me a reason to go to LA someday to see a screening with an audience of "fans"

The other two movies just look like boring movies with bad acting and probably some sort of overbearing religous message that I have no interest in seeing...

UAIOE

I think someone invented time travel before 1890 (or before after).

Supermallet

I've actually purchased two copies of the DVD and have gone to numerous midnight L.A. screenings. It's very much worth it to own the disc and share it with your friends. It simply has to be seen to be believed.

Brent L

When I first saw this thread, I read the title as a sequel to the old "Oh, God!" movies with George Burns.

And speaking of Oh, God!, did you guys know a remake was in the works?

http://imdb.com/title/tt0425319/