5 Upcoming Comic Book Movies That Must Be Stopped
 

http://www.cracked.com/article_15679...e-stopped.html

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WOW. Any article that says Green Lantern movie should not be made....fails.

I think they all sound awful, except MAYBE Thor, but that would only be good with a great script & director & budget, which Marvel probably won't let happen.

Where's Iron Fist on that list?

I'm still waiting for Deadpool to be greenlit.

That would be a good film just because he's such a smartass. I could see Ryan Reynolds playing DP.

And the article implies that Metal Men should not be stopped by the lack of inclusion.

My pitch: "He's the 'House' of comic book characters. Who doesn't like 'House?'" I need a job in Hollywood dammit.

I agree with Luke Cage and Sub-Mariner but the other three could turn out good IF theyre done right, but thats a big IF.

I'd like to see some "What if..." movies.

Namor:

Namor has pointy Spock ears, can communicate with aquatic life, breathe underwater, possesses an enhanced physique to deal with the high pressure depths and, of course, has the obligatory tiny wings on his ankles that enable him to fly.

What's that you say? That last one seems a little out of place? Why would an aquatically themed superhero flit about on delicate little calf-wings? According to the creators: Fuck you, that's why.

That website is a P.O.S. -- you know what I mean.

Good luck with that; it's hard enough to get good "regular continuity" comic book movies, let alone "imaginary" ones. Maybe a few of them could be done in an animated direct-to-video-DVD, though, ala "Ultimate Avengers". That'd be OK with me!