Scary Movie 5 — Predict the references.
 

No, it hasn't been announced. But I bet there's 90,703,745 reasons they'll be making a fifth one.

So, what "hilarious" jokes can we expect to see?

I think the movie poster will have some takeoff on the 5/V from V from Vendetta. Can you imagine if it's revealed that it's Leslie Nielsen spray-painting something? rotfl

And 300. Boy, we've got some jokes there. Maybe cast a really tall guy (Charles Barkley) as King Xerxes. And then, and then he goes into a room... and he catches his jewelry on something. (Maybe the penis on a statue... :lol:). And it tears his nipple off and it lands in someone's drink. rotfl

Man, these things write themselves.

The Pale Man from Pan's will not have his eyes in his hands. Instead he he will have his testicles there. When he shakes hands with people, he grimaces in pain.

I'd expect the following Grindhouse reference:

Anna Ferris will loose her leg halfway through the movie, but her boyfriend will rig a vacuum cleaner so it can be plugged into the stump.

Transformers reference

This isn't Epic Movie you have to at least make a joke out of it.

How about they make it rated R and bring back the Wayans Brothers to be involved in the project.

The Wayans may have made the only watchable film of that franchise, but they also made the first sequel, too. Not to mention their films have only gotten worse (White Chicks, Little Man).

I vote people just stop going to see these stupid spoofs.

This is excellent. We already have AT LEAST 20 minutes of material.

of course there will be some sort of Borat spoof included.

Anna Faris + The Descent spoof = another 10 minutes

If they have enough money to spend, they can animate the rat from Ratatouille somewhere.

I'd expect a Spider-Man 3 reference involving the Venom suit only it will appear to be... a by product of male ejaculate.

A probable Silver Surfer reference talking about silver genitals.

Dreamgirls?

Anna Nicole Smith?

eh, too soon maybe (and she was in Naked Gun 331/3 The Final Insult.

Snakes on a Plane...

Black Snake Moan...

more Saw references for Saw III...