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Old 06-28-08, 04:43 PM
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Eat my socks from The Breakfast Club.
Old 06-28-08, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Yeti4623

National Lampoon's Vacation: "Fuck your momma" becomes "Who do I look like, Christopher Columbo.?"

This was the first one that popped into my mind too.
Old 06-29-08, 12:41 AM
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Casino...

"Listen to me you Jew motherfucker!" becomes... "Listen to me you Jew money lover!"
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here are the casino and big lebowski tv edit lines
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Old 06-29-08, 01:12 AM
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My eternal favorite

"Son of a Bitch" in BTTF became "Son of a Butthead".
Old 06-29-08, 01:29 AM
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My all time favorite is in the Bravo showing of Blue Velvet. Dennis Hopper announced he would FREAK anything that moves!
Old 06-29-08, 02:13 AM
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I still remember seeing this one from when I was a kid and Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead came on Fox:

"We're in some deep SLUDGE here."
Old 06-29-08, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by FinkPish
I guess I'll add some new material then. One of the worst dubs ever:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WAVx8whgwng&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WAVx8whgwng&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Holy smokes I am in tears over here, that is a work of art.
Old 06-29-08, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by UAIOE
My eternal favorite

"Son of a Bitch" in BTTF became "Son of a Butthead".
I heard them change it to "I'm gonna get that slug in a ditch."

Also, in Ghostbusters, "I'm gonna sue your ass for wrongful prosecution" becomes "I'm gonna sue your funny face" thanks to the Disney channel.

There was a great one for True Lies, I believe, but I can't remember it.
Old 06-29-08, 07:56 AM
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White men cant jump

Rosie perez after the jeopardy scene and woody harelson(spelling)comes in and sings to her she says

original version:"Lets Screw"

Edited version, with a completely different voice and slowness: "Lets make love"
Old 06-30-08, 09:09 AM
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This thread would actually make a great book. That would take some impressive research to find all the great "edited for tv" lines from movies playing on tv...
Old 06-30-08, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by toddly6666
This thread would actually make a great book. That would take some impressive research to find all the great "edited for tv" lines from movies playing on tv...


I have an idea for a website...
Old 06-30-08, 06:29 PM
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I remembered seeing them overdub the use of "Ass" with "Kazoo" near the end of the Great Outdoors. The best part about it was they had one voice clip of "Kazoo" and used it for 5 or 6 actors in a row.
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Originally Posted by FinkPish
I guess I'll add some new material then. One of the worst dubs ever:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WAVx8whgwng&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WAVx8whgwng&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Did they hire Billy West doing his best "Ren" impression for those dubs?

"Yippy-ka-yay...YOU FAT, BLOATED EEEDIOT!"
Old 06-30-08, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by nickdawgy
I heard them change it to "I'm gonna get that slug in a ditch."

Also, in Ghostbusters, "I'm gonna sue your ass for wrongful prosecution" becomes "I'm gonna sue your funny face" thanks to the Disney channel.

There was a great one for True Lies, I believe, but I can't remember it.
I saw a TV version of Back to the Future where Biff simply says, "I'm gonna get that BITCH."

Huh? So he can't say "Son of a..." but bitch is perfectly fine??
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Originally Posted by Seantn
I saw a TV version of Back to the Future where Biff simply says, "I'm gonna get that BITCH."

Huh? So he can't say "Son of a..." but bitch is perfectly fine??
there's a thing in the tv version of pulp fiction where the 'does he look like a bitch' is perfectly fine, but 'tell that bitch to chill' is not ok
Old 07-01-08, 09:26 AM
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Kill Bill:

"My name is Buck and I like to...party."
Old 07-03-08, 01:01 AM
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well proof i have too much time on my hands
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xau8HucxWjE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xau8HucxWjE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
the pulp fiction tv version, some of the edits are actually decent, but some are just plain bad.
Old 07-03-08, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by HN
Yippeee kai-yay Mr. Falcon!!!
My Aunt watches a lot of movies on TV and a lot of them where she's also seen the unedited version as well.

She's told me about the "Yippie-kay-ya, Mr. Falcon." edit, but here's two more (might not be word for word, but I'll do my best):

The Big Lebowski: OR line: "Fuckin' rug" Edited version: "Valued rug"

In the Line of Fire: OR line: "You better show me some fucking respect!" Edition version: "You better show me some sincere respect!"
Old 07-03-08, 02:30 AM
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IONs recent showing of Dirty Harry was funny, not because they redubbed lines, but because they used audio drops.

The best was during the infamous list of races Harry "hates".

There were about 15-20 seconds of just background noise and lips moving, before things picked up again.
Old 07-11-08, 02:05 AM
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flipped the Usual Suspects on AMC, and it happened to be during the intarogation scene. "give me the key, you fucking cock sucker" became "give me the keye, you fairy godmother" Made me laugh for a good 5 minutes.
Old 07-12-08, 02:39 AM
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The Exorcist: "Your mother sews socks in hell!"
Old 07-12-08, 04:53 AM
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Darkman, where he has a seizure at a carnival, breaks the fingers of a carny worker, snatches a toy stuffed elephant and thrusts it into Frances McDormand's hands:

"Take the fuzzy elephant!"
Old 07-14-08, 05:47 PM
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my favorite was from Silence of the lambs.
Was
I'd fuck me, i'd fuck me hard
TV edit
I'd marry me, id marry me hard.
Old 04-16-09, 08:27 AM
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Re: Edited for TV lines, that are better/funnier than the original?

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