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Rypro 525 02-16-06 04:00 PM

Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa
 
I swear to god this is on imdb, and not some story i made up

"Socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly been asked to play celebrated humanitarian Mother Teresa in a movie biopic. Indian director T. Rajeevnath has contacted the hotel heiress about taking the lead role in his new film, which will chronicle the late nun's life. He tells MTV.co.uk, "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton. Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analyzed thoroughly before she is chosen."

right, could be worst casting ever.

McHawkson 02-16-06 04:07 PM

It has been reported in Mr. Skin as well.

bhk 02-16-06 04:40 PM

It'll be a musical and the Mission will be changed to a strip joint but the movie will start with the words: "Based on a true story."

paulringodaman 02-16-06 04:45 PM

Hahahhahaha!!

Joe Molotov 02-16-06 06:35 PM

Paris Hilton IS Mother Teresa in Satan's Naughty Nuns. This summer...pray for you soul, before she preys on it!

Josh-da-man 02-16-06 10:07 PM

This might actually work if they base it on Christopher Hitchens' expose of Mother Teresa, "The Missionary Position."

calhoun07 02-16-06 10:17 PM

Are they going to call it the Humble Life?

Kumar J 02-16-06 10:25 PM

Maybe they got the idea after watching MadTv's segment where they make fun of Demi Moore as a stripper who becomes Mother Teresa.

Hokeyboy 02-16-06 10:40 PM

Based on everything I've learned and read about good old Mother Terri, I think this is pitch-perfect casting. And that's all I'm gonna say about THAT.

CKMorpheus 02-16-06 11:45 PM


Originally Posted by Matt Millheiser
Based on everything I've learned and read about good old Mother Terri, I think this is pitch-perfect casting. And that's all I'm gonna say about THAT.

qft

RyoHazuki 02-17-06 02:41 AM

I knew it was from IMBD even before I opened this thread. Your dog's rectum has more accurate information than IMDB.

harpo787 02-17-06 09:53 PM

http://i1.tinypic.com/nz3gwp.jpg

I don't know about you...but I could see it happening....

Perkinsun Dzees 02-18-06 02:18 AM

Ha! This is ridiculous.

What's next?

Nicole Richie as Bernadette?

Tara Reid as the Virgin Mary?

Milla Jovovich as Joan of Arc?

I tell ya, this story is as fake as the implants in Kristin Bell's chest. No way!

Eric D. 02-18-06 02:23 AM


Originally Posted by Perkinsun Dzees
Milla Jovovich as Joan of Arc?

:lol:

Cancer Man 02-18-06 08:11 AM

Why is the talent free Paris Hilton given loads of big A-list roles in major films, yet much, much more talented B and C-list perfomers are brushed aside?

jkberden 02-18-06 08:20 AM

Does Paris Hilton even know who Mother T was?

DealMan 02-18-06 10:37 AM

Paris Hilton pities the fool who don't know who Mother T was!!!

UAIOE 02-18-06 01:11 PM

It's a bit early for April Fools.

Brain Stew 02-18-06 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by Perkinsun Dzees
Milla Jovovich as Joan of Arc?

Somehow, I don't think you're joking with this one.

DonnachaOne 04-08-06 05:00 AM


Originally Posted by Cancer Man
Why is the talent free Paris Hilton given loads of big A-list roles in major films, yet much, much more talented B and C-list perfomers are brushed aside?

Is she given loads of roles? Who is she brushing aside?

mllefoo 04-08-06 10:11 AM

Her facial features are the only thing she shares with mother teresa. Paris is a useless, talentless skank.

TomOpus 04-08-06 10:35 AM

All you Paris haters will rue the day.... rue the day, I tell ya. You'll see... you'll ALL SEE!!

http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/2091/oscars3cq.jpg


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