Mr. Cinema

Good scene. Dern has alot of good lines in that movie.

"About a 9 on the ol' tension scale Rube." LOL

GoldenJCJ

Good one! I also crack up every time I see the look on Bruce Dern's face when he's accidently rips the wall paper off the Klopeck's wall.

Pulp Fiction:
"Sewer rat might tatse like pumpkin pie but I'll never know cause I'd never eat the filthy mutherfucker"

Ghostbusters:
The Tavern on the Green scene where Rick Moranis is screaming for help and everyone looks at him until he slides out of view and then they continue eating.

roger_d

In 'The Usual Suspects", the beginning of the movie. The dialogue in the line up at the police station.

I could explain but it wouldn't be funny, you have to see it.

DealMan

Anchorman....the entire movie.

ShallowHal

Shallow Hal: When Hal goes back in the diner to confront the people who made fun of Rosemary. He says if they added up every woman they've ever been with, they all wouldn't be half the woman she is. They say they won't argue with that, and he does this devil laugh with a Jack Nicholson Joker type smile. I rewind that at least four times every time I watch it.

Star Wars Guy

Locker Room/Gym scene (the assistant coach laughing about Lassie) & the ensuing Principal's office 'sketch artist' scene from Porky's.

Trash can scene in Van Wilder.

Johnny Boy

Midnight Run: "I'M MOSELY!!!!!"

eiker_ir

Anything Ash says or does in Army of Darkness.

In Old School when Ferrel shoots himself what makes me laugh is Sean William Scott's "YESSS!!!!!"...and "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!!"

atlantamoi

Waiting For Guffman

--- "Well, then, I just hate you, and I hate your ass face!"

---"I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people. Because you're bastard people, you're just bastard people, and I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna, I'm gonna bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do!"

And the scene when Corky dances with his jeans on backwards. OMG, that is hilarious.

American Movie

The scene where they try to bash the guy's head through the kitchen cabinet and it doesn't break.

Demontooth

Starsky & Hutch

When they break into the would-be assassin's apartment and the son starts throwing knives.

Maxflier

Corky Romano
The part where Corky has to talk to the school kids right after him and the dog fight over the cocaine.

Bad Santa
When he is in the car with the kid and the kid pisses Billy Bob off because he won't stfu.

Made
When they are waiting outside the club and the bouncer let's Screech in but not them.

Hell, pretty much any scene with Vince Vaughn cracks me up every time.

BuddyRevell

Can't buy me love...

"You shit on my house!"

UAIOE

Mallrats:

Everything Brodie says on the gameshow...especially the part after Brandy asks him what noises he makes during "whoopie".


Total Recall:

Exploding head...makes me laugh every time.

zombiezilla

In The Blues Brothers, when they play "Stand By Your Man" at the hick bar, I ALWAYS laugh out loud when I see the redneck with "a tear in his beer", LOL.

Harry Lime

Withnail and I- The look on Richard Grants face when they hear footsteps in the house and he gets in the bed with Paul McGann. Oh and "Monty you terrible f@#$ing c%^t" Best line in the whole movie and thats a high honor to have with so many great lines.

Snatch- "Got to take a shiite" and "You like dyags"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail- The rabbit attack scene and the rescue attempt at the castle.

Blue Velvet- "Hienken f#$% that s&^t! Pabst blue ribbon." also "You want me to pour it? No, I want you to f^&% it!" plus most anything that comes out of Dennis Hoppers mouth.

Crimes and Misdeamoners- The scene with the documentary about Alan Alda.

MASAMUNE2

Star Wars Revenge of the Sith:


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

matome

The Naked Gun- the singing of the National Anthem

Anchorman- the whole movie until the bear pit ending

Demolition Man- when Stallone falls in the dark when he goes to Sandra Bullock's apartment (not sure why I always laugh at that)

There's Something About Mary- the entire movie, especially the Puffy fight and when Dillon looks at the camera and yells "FUCK!!!"

Heathers: "Why'd you have to kill such hot snatch?"

Mr. Cinema

Haven't seen this in a while, but the part in Fight Club where Brad Pitt is riding the bike in the basement. IIRC, he's riding away from the camera and crashes on it. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

thing-fish24

Too many to mention, but here's my most recent one:

In Plan 9 from Outer Space, where the cops are at Tor Johnson's grave, and the lieutenant says "You know, this place sure looks familiar..." (they've been coming back to the graveyard throughout the entire movie)

riley_dude

The scene in Romy and Michelle when they are laying on the bed watching the movie Pretty Woman when Michelle says, "No matter how many times I watch this movie I never get tired of making fun of it. Boo Hooo".

The Bus

Any scene with Tyrone in Snatch... "It's a three-ton truck, Tyrone. It's not like it's a pack o' fuckin' peanuts!"

The scene where Ryan Phillippe falls in the shards of glass in Way of the Gun.

Brad Pitt's facial expression after Terry Benedict blows up his car in Ocean's Twelve.

Also (not a movie) any thing Zoidberg ever says in Futurama.

david12

"PC Load Letter. What the fuck does that mean?"

Rypro 525

that entire scene, and the whole "bonnie situation story, also seeing vincent and jules in their new clothes. "they look like dorks"