DOA: Dead or Alive Teaser Trailer
 

http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/

of course based on the videogame

I posted this in the trailers as far as the eye can see thread because well.. it's awful and I think it doesn't even deserve its own thread. :yack:

http://dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=424645&page=4

Oh, God no! Not again!

Not a big fan of all trailer discussion going in one thread... it's more fun to talk about how bad a trailer in it's own :)

It could be worse.

Don't ask me how though. That looks pretty awful.

At least some of the chicks are hot I guess.

Looks like another Charlie's Angels sequel instead of DOA.
That chick from 2F 2F isn't hot enough to be playing Kasumi, but then again there probably isn't anyone who is.

holy god that was bad...looks like it will be a T&A fest which is always OK in my books, but I Love me some DOA and it deserves better than this...damn it.

MATT

Wow. Now I know why they didn't let that girl talk in Sin City.

Holy freakin' A. The crap?? Charlie's Angels meets Kill Bill? Yeah, not what I had in mind for a DOA movie... :yack:

Ummm...WOW did that suck. I know DOA storyline didnt make much sense o begin with but...if I remember correcly the girls dont even like each other. Not to be a total game nerd but where was Ryu Hyabusa?

Not impressed by the trailer--the dialogue, mostly, is horrid--but I really enjoyed So Close, so I'm still holding out the tiniest bit of hope for this movie.

How could it be worse? Well let's see...it could be the trailer for Uwe Boll's new movie "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale"! At least the DOA trailer doesn't have Matthew Lillard in it as the Evil Duke. :lol:

Ahem, that's Dr. Uwe Boll. -ohbfrank-

Isn't that one girl a pornstar?

This trend of "women who kickass" has exceeded its limits, I think. It's getting tiresome and I'm ready to move on to the next trend. How about people with down syndrome who kickass?

someone here ... give me a script and i bet we can get this movie made.... rotfl

They should've named it DOA: POS.

Not again!!!

Found it on RapidShare.

Let's just say the first 20 seconds were the best.

Girls were hot. Other than that, I didn't care for it.

looks terrible.

I didn't think it was possible to have a director worse then uwe boll.

The movie looks like a porno without the sex scenes.

......or DOA: Dead On Arrival

Looks funny. I might rent it. Then again, I'm not expecting much. It's not like the games had a great story that's being butchered here.

Uh, THE RINGER opens later this month.