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Old 08-14-05, 03:00 AM
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The Top 70 Profane, Rude, or Inappropriate Movie Quotes.....

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of all Big Lebowski quotes...why that one?
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hehe so, so funny. They hit it dead on with the way of the gun.
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Some funny ones there but none are outstanding. With so many lame ones I kept thinking of Shaun in Shaun of the Dead offering the girls at The Winchester a drink but that wouldn't of conformed to the strict "rules".
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Out of all that and not a single quote from "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back".
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Unless I am mistaken the Chinatown line is wrong. I seem to remember it being ""screwing like a Chinaman"
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I always thought the part in "The Wizard" with Fred Savage where Jenny Lewis accused the bad guy of molesting her was very inappropriate.

Especially for a kid's movie.
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Except for a few, that list is pretty lame... so many missed opportunities.
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These are terrible choices.

If I were to choose a Big Lebowski quote, it would be "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger up the ass!"
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"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." - Fight Club

is WAY, WAY more offensive than
"Bob had bitch tits."

in myopinion at leat.
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Originally Posted by csim
hehe so, so funny. They hit it dead on with the way of the gun.
Reading the thread subject line, I hoped they had included that.
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what a shitty list
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What about this quote:

"I can french kiss."

"So, everyone does that."

"Yeah, but daddy says I'm the best at it."

A wonderful incest joke from none other than the comedy National Lampoon's Vacation.
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Out of all the great lines from Blazing Saddles, they pick that for #19?

You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
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"Baby please. I am NOT from Havana!"


Hate to say it, but I think I actually only knew about 10-15 lines from that whole list.
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"What are you looking at butthead"

OMG I'm offended

that moron needs to lay off the crack pipes
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at least he quoted the Bad News Bears.
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he could have made 100 easy. no spaceballs?

"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
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I always liked "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" from Heathers.
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Originally Posted by UAIOE
Out of all that and not a single quote from "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back".
What, like boo-boo kitty fuck?
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"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." - Fight Club is WAY, WAY more offensive than "Bob had bitch tits." in myopinion at leat.
Personally, I like the original line from that scene: "I want to have your abortion."

And yeah, nothing from Heathers? "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
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Yeah, I didn't think it was that good of a list either .. there were so many other quotes to choose from. Maybe some ppl on this forum should take the time out to try to compose a better one ?
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Not impressed by that list at all.
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Where are the white women at? - Blazing Saddles

Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated! - Full Metal Jacket
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I was watching some reality spoiled kids go on a cattle drive last night at the cowboy said "looks like the best part of that 'un went down his daddy's leg."

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