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If you let a second unit director direct a movie involving jet fighters and an AI-controlled jet fighter, then "Stealth" is pretty much what you'd expect. While the character build-up is threadbare, and the leap in logic needed to accept the AI-controlled jet fighter (UCAV) being able to follow internal directives to keep the conflict going in the movie is large and wide, it's a bumpy and mostly forgettable ride. It will appeal to the fast-action, blow-em-up crowd, and it has a bit of fun with the opportunities to launch missles and create big loud explosions, just don't expect a taut screenplay that explores AI and stealthy military warfare.
I give it 2 stars, or a grade of C. |
Originally Posted by ShagMan
hahaha great quotes... I wonder if any of those will show up on teh DVD cover... or maybe it'll be a chopped quote like
"Stealth is [...] Top Gun crossed with [...] 2001." -- Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES "Stealth is a [...] motion picture, and it [...] look Kubrickian in comparison." -- Brian Orndorf, EFILMCRITIC.COM "After 110 minutes of this, [...] atheists will [...] find an oasis of calm." -- Jan Stuart, NEWSDAY "Stealth is nothing but a [...] summer action flick - with a strong emphasis [...]" -- Kevin Carr, 7M PICTURES "[Stealth] is the filmic embodiment of all that is [...] pop culture." -- Tom Long, DETROIT NEWS "This movie ha[...]d me from the opening scene; two hours later, the feeling was more than mutual." -- Scott Weinberg, EFILMCRITIC.COM "When your movie is [...] magical [...] then you should make [...] more movies." -- Eric D. Snider, ERICDSNIDER.COM "My testosterone level went up 10%. " -- Victoria Alexander, FILMSINREVIEW.COM "Rob Cohen Has [...] Drugs & Alcohol" -- Erik Childress, EFILMCRITIC.COM |
Originally Posted by Brain Stew
"Rob Cohen Has [...] Drugs & Alcohol"
-- Erik Childress, EFILMCRITIC.COM That's the best one. :lol: |
it was decent movie. actually i am writing this keeping in mind the biel bikini scene so take that as you will... that scene alone is worth dvd...
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I thought it was an entertaining movie with some surprises and logic gaps. I did see today on imdb.com that I should have stayed after the credits. If anyone did, would you mind sharing? Usually I stay through to see if they put tag scenes on, but this time I didn't.
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Originally Posted by Willh51
I thought it was an entertaining movie with some surprises and logic gaps. I did see today on imdb.com that I should have stayed after the credits. If anyone did, would you mind sharing? Usually I stay through to see if they put tag scenes on, but this time I didn't.
While waiting for a screening of SUPERCROSS to start, the end credits of STEALTH were still rolling. The camera swoops over the wreckage left behind in North Korea, closing in on EDI's cracked "brain." Suddenly, the red eye opens!... ...for a sequel that will never be. |
Originally Posted by SiberianLlama
Is it just me, but doesn't this movie look like a live-action version of Macross Plus a bit?
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finally saw it
a few of the bad points when he shoots the missile while in the hanger. as much explosion would have come back at him as gone out a refueling blimp getting close to a village in daylight in enemy territory her "assault" on that installation at night, and her hitting stuff while wildly firing one handed with a SMG that was some huge ass napalm missile on that tree line what looked to be a G36 going click click click click when it ran out of ammo |
I finally just saw it as the first movie of the new year. Awesome underrated American action flick! It's the type of Hollywood film that I didn't want to end...
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The only good thing about this movie was the handful of EXTEREMELY well-crafted explosions. Otherwise, it was pretty dull. And the logic was very hard to connect with.
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