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WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the "Butterscotch Stallion," has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: "I don't want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else" — and proceeded to lick her buttocks for "over two hours."

I've enjoyed his movies, but don't consider him the best actor. You bring up an interesting question, though. If he was the be . . .

Oh . . .

I get it.


Yes. I will go see Owen Wilson in his new movie. Thank you.

While I enjoy watching him in several movies, he hasn't really shown much range or depth in his acting roles. He's always the same smart-ass wise guy character in every movie. I should mention that I haven't yet seen Life Aquatic yet, but eventually will.

Well, I spoke with my friend and she says that Owen doesn't go downstairs on anyone for fear that he could, orally, contract an STD (like Gonorrhea or something) and it could ruin his voice. Also, he's not very well hung. I'll add more details as they come to me.

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So the OP hasn't returned to discuss with fellow DVDTalkers, Owen Best Actor merits? How strange.

He's a good actor, but I haven't seen him in an oscar worthy performance yet.

As much as I like Owen Wilson he plays the same charactor in every movie he has ever been in. Best actor? No way in hell.

okaaaaay... :whofart: TMI!

and yet he's into rimming.... whatever.

Mrs. Pusser is a fan of his and I think he's funny.

If it's true he likes to lick anus please let me know. Not sure how this info will play out with Mrs. P, but I'm willing to find out.

I'm sure our new friend will be back soon. Just cuz he opened an account, started this thread and vanished does not prove he's doing this so Owen will give him a rim job.

Not that it matters, but I think he is a she (or a guy named Katy?). Anyway, being a newbie myself, I sympathize with the difficulty of acclimating oneself to a new board, but I'm inclined to agree that the OP won't be back. (S)he posted the exact same note on the Sitcoms Online board the following day, and hasn't been back there either. Odd.