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Did Obi Wan Know that He was Delivering Luke...

Old 05-20-05, 09:01 PM
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Did Obi Wan Know that He was Delivering Luke...

into the arms of a raging pedophile in Owen Lars? Think about it:

Why do Owen and his "wife" Beru live way out in the sticks? Because, due to Meghan's Law, he has to register and when people find out he is moving to their neighborhood, they raise hell.

Also, the only reason Beru stays with Owen is because she has been beaten so many times she's scared for her life if she tries to leave.
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I guess this sounded kind of funny in your head.
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Old 05-20-05, 09:03 PM
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K. Do you have first hand proof that Owen was a peodphile?
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when he says about Luke "that boy had better have those moisture vaporators working or there will be *hell* to pay, what do you think he was talking about?
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Hmmm, you're right. I take it back.
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Old 05-20-05, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Jadow
when he says about Luke "that boy had better have those moisture vaporators working or there will be *hell* to pay, what do you think he was talking about?

Yes, you are right. He was talking about sticking his fist up Luke's ass and beating his wife to within an inch of her life. Dont know how I missed that. Thanks.
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Well, I'm sure this will be locked shortly.
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It would've been better if you had some kind of vague facts to back it up, it helps with the comedy.

For Example, you couldve said that Lars was the son of a slave mongerer. His dad bought Anakins mom and then married her, but you could make the argument that she was still a slave. Which could mean that Beru was bought in the same way. Etc etc.

But the direction you went just came out of left field.

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worst thread ever
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Did anyone ever see the short film Troops? It's been awhile but I think Owen was accused of beating Beru in that film.
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