Fun With Fanboys
 

I think we should have an experiment and see how widely we can spread ridiculous rumors regarding cameos/ cool background action in ROTS throughout the net. Here's a few suggestions:

1.) Alf is visible in one of the senate scenes.

2.) You can see a Wookee taking a dump in the background of the Kashyyyk battle scene.

3.) Padme has an obvious camel toe on Mustafar.

I'm an admitted Star Wars dork, but after seeing a 250 lb. stormtrooper last night, I'm convinced a little fun with certain fanboys is warranted.

#2 reminds me of an old joke (with a Star Wars twist)

Chewie and Wicket were in the forest taking a dump. Chewie asked Wicket if he had problems with crap sticking to his fur. Wicket said no. So Chewie wiped his ass with Wicket.

Nice.

"Aren't you a little... wide for a stormtrooper?"

I've taken to refering to the film as <b>Return of the Sith</b> in mixed company. You'd be amazed how such a simple alteration can enrage some people.

<i>Then</i> if someone corrects me, I can always respond, "Whatever. All those <b>Star Trek</b> films sound alike to me."

das

There was also an equally large woman with an enormous gunt who was dressed as Obi-Wan with a nice replica lightsaber. I wanted to go up to her and say, "You could have saved a lot of money by just wearing cheap sandals and carrying a hatchet from Home Depot and calling yourself a Gammorean Guard."

I'll take Alf any day over that dipshit Jar-Jar.

Vas is dis "Enormous <b>Gunt</b>" :question:

"Gunt", a.k.a. "F.U.P.A." (fat upper p-ssy area) a.k.a. "Pot P-ssy"

*vomits*

Imagine this:

http://www.embarrassing.us/dp/files/2-6.jpg

in full Jedi regalia.

Oh I see...rotfl(F.U.P.A)rotfl never heard of this but it sure is funny as hell the way you put it!