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The Matrix: The Beginning
Check this out. It's a downloadable short movie (20 mins, 42.3 MB) made by some European fans about Neo's father :D
http://users.pandora.be/rossignol/ The special FX were better than I expected, but Bullet Time looked more like Mong Time and the fight sequences have to be seen to be believed :lol: If you like it, they've even put up a PDF of a DVD cover for your pleasure. |
Someone posted this on another site I visit, and it has to be the worst thing I've ever seen. The agents are wearing old worn out sneakers and the fights look like they were choreographed for the blind.
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Well, to be fair they DID do an awful lot of running.
I'm surprised no one has commented yet on Mr. Anderson's black jeans. |
Originally Posted by SunMonkey
I'm surprised no one has commented yet on Mr. Anderson's black jeans.
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BAW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh man, that shit was bad. that bullet time went on to long. chick holds guns like she just saw to many 50 cent videos and the sneakers with a suit were just annoying. |
I've got to say that i can usually respect someone who makes a film like this, but this was just bad. I'd be embarassed to show that to the world personally. The only decent effect was the agent moving really quick so as to dodge the bullets. That actually looked almost like the real movie. Bad bad bad...i couldn't even finish watching it haha
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Some trivia. And I quote:
Did you know that on the last day of recording, the grass was cut in the park before our noses? If you look carefully, you may notice that some shots were recorded with shorter grass. :lol: The website is a riot. This has to be a joke. |
I just watched the trailer. :lol:
I am going to wait for the Deluxe Ultimate Edition. http://users.pandora.be/flextreme/ce...over_klein.jpg |
from the site Did you know that the script of the movie was written in 2 days? |
Apparently they don't have training in martial arts, either! :jawdrop:
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Here's one of the biggest revelations:
"... the two directors spent days watching The Matrix trilogy again and again to come up with ideas" Who would've guessed -ohbfrank- |
» Another question. Would you like to do something in the movie industry in th future, now you did this? Ann-Sophie: Yes, I would like it to become an actress, but I’m afraid it won’t come that far… » When Cesam Productions will make a new movie, can you be tempted again to play a part in it? Ann-Sophie: Yes, actually, I was already offered the part of Bond girl in their next project, but nothing is certain yet. » I heard there were many candidates for the part of Bond girl. Ann-Sophie: Yes, but I am their number one choice ! » Ok, thank you for this interview, I wish you good luck in the future! Not a big bond fan but i'm sure the bond fans will be happy to know that these guys may screw up bond too. This is from their guestbook, this guy got really really really rude Okay, I only have a few criticisms of the film to make: 1. The whole thing sucks. 2. Also, the rest of it totally sucks. 3. Seriously, it sucks bigtime. Kill yourselves. 4. It's so bad, it's not even funny. Not like suicide. 5. This guy I know, he killed himself in the bath. Please try this for your next project. 6. Who is the pansy with the massive head? 7. The fat boy who plays the girl - can he not get proper support for his sagging man-boobs? 8. How come the agent couldn't afford a white shirt that fits his neck? 9. Why were none of you drowned at birth? 10. What is wrong with baldy - my friend says it is muscular dystrophy but i think it is the flesh-eating virus? 11. "Well at least we do something usefull with our spare time". aaaand that would be......? 12. Have any of you ever hit anyone or anything in your entire lives? You all look like you have brittle bones. 13. Oh, and I'd just like to mention the shoes again. Are you homeless? Buy some shoes! Ansootje aka Carol Payne from Belgium Ansootje aka Carol Payne's email @SamIam You stupid asshole at least I have boobs unlike the stupid girl who one day maybe will be stuck with you !!! And I'll bet that you're not America's next topmodel either only nerds and losers waist their time offending other people(that they don't even know)like that.And maybe you're just jealous because my boobs are bigger then yours fatboy!!!! Oh and bye the way we CAN stand critics ON THE FILM not on us or private stuff !!! |
Originally Posted by glassdragon
man that guy was rude, but she should learn to control herself better imo. She totally goes off on a tangent every time someone insults her. Someone should tell her it's the internet and she doesn't need to defend everything as if it's being said to her face.
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Originally Posted by Squirrel God
It's like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back all over again :lol:
not only that, but her rants make about as much sense as jay's haha |
ESL matrix. or was it another language that they were speaking???
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oh, geez....hell, i might watch it later =)
However, if they were following the storyline, wouldn't Neo techincally be his won father? You know, the whole "five previous Neos" thing from the peice of crap Matrix: Reloaded |
No quicktime = no sale.
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Not to nitpick or anything but in the Matrix aren't human babies grown to be put into the matrix?
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That's the best 3 Stooges short I've seen in a while.
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At least the music was good, although the on-screen energy didn't always match...
Some of the visual effects were decent too. Otherwise, yeah, that was kind of sad. |
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Well, that was something special.
And I mean special like a ride on the short bus. |
I'm surprised nobody made a Uwe Boll comment yet... this was one of the worst things i've ever seen. I laughed though, so it's worth something.
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Up on their website now:
"To: ... ... - Producer - and Webmaster http://www.cesam.be/ February 22, 2005-02-22 To Whom It May Concern: With reference to your movie http://users.pandora.be/rossignol/..., on the www.cesam.be, www.flextreme.be, http://users.pandora.be/flextreme, http://users.pandora.be/rossignol, http://users.pandora.be/rossignol4u, ... websites, WE ASK YOU TO REMOVE ALL INFORMATION FROM YOUR WEBSITE IMMEDIATELY. ... ... ... ... ... ... is currently considering legal steps, because your website has been responsible for publishing a movie called "...". If the item isn't removed immediately we will see ourselves forced to undertake further steps. I would like to remind you that you are accessory to crime*. *A producer (also for Mr. ... ... ...) has to know that he has to pay for publishing rights, music rights,... . You have permission to publish this email, without my personal information, to explain the visitors why the site have to be closed. Yours faithfully ...." |
To be expected I guess :lol:
Site is completely devoid of everything now :lol: |
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