What's the craziest thing you've seen in a film thread! (spoilers)
08-25-04, 04:39 PM
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What's the craziest thing you've seen in a film thread! (spoilers)
Just something so crazy and wild that made you do a double or triple take. Something that makes you rewind the DVD back to make sure you saw what you thought you saw. That one scene that is just jaw dropping either good or bad.
The head bash scene in "Irreversible".
The head bash scene in "Irreversible".
08-25-04, 10:26 PM
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There's a scene in Master and Commander where the ship is moving right to left and the camera is panning left to right. It happens during the point where they're sailing as far south as they can get and its freezing cold with wind blowing and snow falling. If you look at the bow there's a man sitting there with his pants around his ankles relieving himself literally freezing his @$$ off. I'm not sure why I caught this on my first viewing but I had to reverse the movie to make sure that's what I saw.
08-25-04, 10:58 PM
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The scene in Starship Troopers where the guy was shot through the head during the training exercise.
I think it was because there was a long stretch of no violence and then BAM! Head shot!
I think it was because there was a long stretch of no violence and then BAM! Head shot!
08-25-04, 11:04 PM
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Visitor Q - this family's father humps some dead chick in the greenhouse and she poops all over him... he keeps going and then she starts to get rigor mortis and his dong gets stuck in her, so his wife has to help him get unstuck by soaking them both in the tub... meanwhile, the wife squirts milk from her boobs all over the floor so she and this dude are standing in about an inch of boob milk.
08-25-04, 11:24 PM
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I can't think of anything at the moment, but my girlfriend can testify to this.
I let her borrow a few DVDs last night such as Argento's Opera, Fulci's Zombi 2, the Anatomy films, and a few others. The first movie she decided to watch today was Opera (as we talked on the phone before she started watching it). Forty minutes after I got off the phone with her, she calls me screaming out: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?"
Of course, she was referring to the scene where the film's killer takes his knife and stabs the lead character's boyfriend. And if you've seen the film, you know how the scene plays out. The knife enters the guy's neck and comes out his mouth.
I let her borrow a few DVDs last night such as Argento's Opera, Fulci's Zombi 2, the Anatomy films, and a few others. The first movie she decided to watch today was Opera (as we talked on the phone before she started watching it). Forty minutes after I got off the phone with her, she calls me screaming out: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?"
Of course, she was referring to the scene where the film's killer takes his knife and stabs the lead character's boyfriend. And if you've seen the film, you know how the scene plays out. The knife enters the guy's neck and comes out his mouth.
08-25-04, 11:41 PM
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What's the craziest thing I've seen in a film thread?
A danol post, I suppose.
If that's not what you meant, you should clarify the title of your thread.
If what you meant was "What's the craziest thing you've seen in a FILM", not a "film thread" - like your thread titles asks (with an odd use of exclamation, I might add) - then I would say the tap-dancing in Zatoichi. Recently, anyway.
A danol post, I suppose.
If that's not what you meant, you should clarify the title of your thread.
If what you meant was "What's the craziest thing you've seen in a FILM", not a "film thread" - like your thread titles asks (with an odd use of exclamation, I might add) - then I would say the tap-dancing in Zatoichi. Recently, anyway.
08-25-04, 11:48 PM
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Originally posted by Trigger
Visitor Q - this family's father humps some dead chick in the greenhouse and she poops all over him... he keeps going and then she starts to get rigor mortis and his dong gets stuck in her, so his wife has to help him get unstuck by soaking them both in the tub... meanwhile, the wife squirts milk from her boobs all over the floor so she and this dude are standing in about an inch of boob milk.
Visitor Q - this family's father humps some dead chick in the greenhouse and she poops all over him... he keeps going and then she starts to get rigor mortis and his dong gets stuck in her, so his wife has to help him get unstuck by soaking them both in the tub... meanwhile, the wife squirts milk from her boobs all over the floor so she and this dude are standing in about an inch of boob milk.
I gotta rent that.
08-26-04, 03:13 AM
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Deep Blue Sea - Sam Jackson starts in on his "We gotta all pull together if we're gonna survive" speech when *WHAM* the shark comes out of nowhere and eats him mid-sentance. That bit had me rolling on the floor!
08-26-04, 05:07 AM
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Darth Vader : If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke : He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader : No. I am your father.
Luke : No. That's not true. That's impossible.
Darth Vader : Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke : Nooooo. Nooooo.
It was shocking for a kid but I also thought Darth Vader was a black man underneath the suit. Luke was half black??
Luke : He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader : No. I am your father.
Luke : No. That's not true. That's impossible.
Darth Vader : Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke : Nooooo. Nooooo.
It was shocking for a kid but I also thought Darth Vader was a black man underneath the suit. Luke was half black??
08-26-04, 08:20 AM
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Originally posted by Trigger
Visitor Q - this family's father humps some dead chick in the greenhouse and she poops all over him... he keeps going and then she starts to get rigor mortis and his dong gets stuck in her, so his wife has to help him get unstuck by soaking them both in the tub... meanwhile, the wife squirts milk from her boobs all over the floor so she and this dude are standing in about an inch of boob milk.
Visitor Q - this family's father humps some dead chick in the greenhouse and she poops all over him... he keeps going and then she starts to get rigor mortis and his dong gets stuck in her, so his wife has to help him get unstuck by soaking them both in the tub... meanwhile, the wife squirts milk from her boobs all over the floor so she and this dude are standing in about an inch of boob milk.
...........?.......!
08-26-04, 09:23 AM
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Originally posted by freudguy
Say, that's odd!
Say, that's odd!
And here's the craziest thing I've seen in a film thread:
I have no respect for people that care about film history. Film=entertainment, end of story for me. I have no use for this film history, artsy fartsty intellectual crap when it comes to movies.
08-26-04, 11:31 AM
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Originally posted by sundog
And that's only a part of the movie.
And here's the craziest thing I've seen in a film thread:
And that's only a part of the movie.
And here's the craziest thing I've seen in a film thread:
08-26-04, 03:36 PM
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Originally posted by sundog
And that's only a part of the movie.
And here's the craziest thing I've seen in a film thread:
And that's only a part of the movie.
And here's the craziest thing I've seen in a film thread:
Does the person who said that quote have the initials "J.H."?
08-26-04, 04:12 PM
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Originally posted by Trigger
Does the person who said that quote have the initials "J.H."?
Does the person who said that quote have the initials "J.H."?
[sundog taps the tip of his nose]
