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Old 08-23-04, 07:32 PM
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the new official "whats your favorite movie quote" thread

hey now that we can say fuck, i'd thought i'd start this thread up
Jules : Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull.

Frank T.J. Mackey : I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me.

Tyler Durden : The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
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"Hail to the King baby"
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"Army of Darkness"

"My name is Buck and I come to fuck"
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"Kill Bill"
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"Then one day I hear 'Reach for it, mister.' I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass."

- Jim (Gene Wilder) in Blazing Saddles
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-"I don't deserve this, to die like this... I was building a house"

-"Deserves got nothing to do with this"

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"Its weird and its pissed off" and "You've gotta be Fuckin kidding!" John Carpenters The Thing


by the way... when could we start to say "fuck" anyway

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That is your receipt for your husband. Thank you. And this is my receipt for your receipt.

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Doc: “This happens to be a Nocturne.”
Cowboy: “A which?”
Doc: “You know, Frederick fucking Chopin?”
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Old 08-23-04, 11:44 PM
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I don't know the exact dialogue so I'm paraphrasing:

Robert Deniro in the 'Deer Hunter'.

'Oh!! You're going to die! You're going to die you motherfucker!' during the Russian Roulette scene.
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At no point in your rambling, did you even come close to an intelligent thought. I award you no points, may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison!
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"If you have any fuckin' heart, you'd be out fuckin' stealing for a living." - Joe Pesci to the Blackjack dealer in Casino
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Jules: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
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Opening monologue of Trainspotting. I have a poster of it, and I use it for auditions.

Demonstrates drama, anger, cynicism, and a mastery of accents!
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There's tons, and I'm liable to change this based on the direction of the wind...but first quote that came to mind was:

"I'm your huckleberry."

Doc, "Tombstone"

It's just so badass how he says it.
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"Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface

"Oh man, the shit piled up so fast in Vietnam you needed wings to stay above it." - Apocalypse Now

"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!" - Pulp Fiction

"I want more life... fucker" - Blade Runner

"Alarm!!!" - Das Boot

"At least I tried goddamn it" - One Flew Over Cuckoo¡¯s Nest
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"Are you fuckin' with me?" - Bad Santa

"It's like playing cards with my brother's kids" - Tombstone

"Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" - Dumb and Dumber

"Well, I'll be damned"
"You might be, if you're lucky" - Tombstone

"Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the *****. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What!" - Jay and Silent Bob Stike Back


"In a row?" - Clerks

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"I love the smell of napalm in the moring"-Apocalypse Now

"You shot an unarmed man"
"Well, he should have armed himself"-Unforgiven

"Drunk piano player, your so drunk your probably seeing double"
"I got two guns, one for each of you"-Tombstone

"Ever pick your feet in Pickipsee"-French Connection

"I'm the firm beleiver in a ruling class, especialy since I rule"-Clerks

"I'm still big, it's the pictures that got small"-Sunset Blvd.

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"-the Usual Suspects

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"Fuck." – Eyes Wide Shut

"I fear abundance." – Three Businessmen
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That is your receipt for your husband. Thank you. And this is my receipt for your receipt.
what's that from again?
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