Letterman's Top 10 Dumb Guy Complaints about LOTR
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Letterman's Top 10 Dumb Guy Complaints about LOTR
10. I expected something a little more, you know, hobbity.
9. Middle-earth is clearly shot in Regular Earth.
8. It was too long, and it wasn't a cartoon.
7. I spilled butter on my Twizzlers!
6. My name is Stu- Why can't there be a hobbit named Stu?
5. Where the hell is Chewbacca?
4. If there's magic, why isn't there a rapping kangaroo?
3. I couldn't focus on the movie- I was still mad about losing money on the Giants.
2. Frodo ignored me- He thinks he's All That.
1. I haven't seen it yet, I was too busy governing California.
9. Middle-earth is clearly shot in Regular Earth.
8. It was too long, and it wasn't a cartoon.
7. I spilled butter on my Twizzlers!
6. My name is Stu- Why can't there be a hobbit named Stu?
5. Where the hell is Chewbacca?
4. If there's magic, why isn't there a rapping kangaroo?
3. I couldn't focus on the movie- I was still mad about losing money on the Giants.
2. Frodo ignored me- He thinks he's All That.
1. I haven't seen it yet, I was too busy governing California.
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while I admit that the LOtR Top 10 elicited only chuckles from me, check my sig to find out if I think Dave's hit his peak...
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Re: Letterman's Top 10 Dumb Guy Complaints about LOTR
Originally posted by jasonbird
9. Middle-earth is clearly shot in Regular Earth.
7. I spilled butter on my Twizzlers!
4. If there's magic, why isn't there a rapping kangaroo?
1. I haven't seen it yet, I was too busy governing California.
9. Middle-earth is clearly shot in Regular Earth.
7. I spilled butter on my Twizzlers!
4. If there's magic, why isn't there a rapping kangaroo?
1. I haven't seen it yet, I was too busy governing California.
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Originally posted by Dr. DVD
I could take random quotes from some of the guys here and get a funnier list.
I could take random quotes from some of the guys here and get a funnier list.
dfdOUYvc, ERx dswqeo <- Okay, maybe not funnier.. but just AS funny for sure.
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you guys need to get over it.
Ok, we know it sucked.
NEEEEEEEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, we know it sucked.
NEEEEEEEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It is my belief that people can be divided in the following groups:
There are smart people, who find Letterman funny
-and-
There are dumb people, who find him not funny at all.
There are smart people, who find Letterman funny
-and-
There are dumb people, who find him not funny at all.
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Originally posted by Parcher
It is my belief that people can be divided in the following groups:
There are smart people, who find Letterman funny
-and-
There are dumb people, who find him not funny at all.
It is my belief that people can be divided in the following groups:
There are smart people, who find Letterman funny
-and-
There are dumb people, who find him not funny at all.
And, of course, we all know that Conan is the true king of late night.
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Originally posted by troystiffler
And, of course, we all know that Conan is the true king of late night.
And, of course, we all know that Conan is the true king of late night.
Letterman, however, is terrible. He's arrogant, annoying, and his audience kisses his ass the entire show. he can give them one look and they give him a standing O.
NBC has the best late night hosts. no contest. Leno does terrible interviews, but its still overall better than Letterman or Kilborn.