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Big-budget producer Michael Bay presents this medium-budget remake of the low-budget 1974 original.
-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

We are very, very sorry. What should have been a made-for-VH1 movie instead is a major motion picture, starring Y Tu Mama Tambien's Diego Luna. It actually has very little to do with the original film, so don't expect to see Patrick Swayze or Jennifer Grey here. (Don't expect to seem them anywhere else, either.)
- Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights

Gwyneth Paltrow sticks her head in an oven.
- Sylvia