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Old 07-11-03, 08:11 AM
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Funniest Sex Scene

What do you think the funniest movie sex scene is? (intentional or unintentional!)

The unintentionally funniest sex scene has got to be the swimming pool shag in Showgirls!

The funniest comedy sex scene for me is a toss up between the one in Mallrats with Ben Affleck and 'Trish the Dish' ("Who's your favourite New Kid?.....Ah, yeah, call me Donny." ) and the Blue Lagoon spoof in Top Secret.

Any other classics?
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Unintentional: the lesbian duo enjoying a flute between their... oh you know.. from the wall-to-wall sex opus "Sex and Zen"

Intentional:

the lobster rape scene in John Waters "Multiple Maniacs"
the chicken sex scene in "Pink Flamingos"

Puppet sex in:

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"Meet the Feebles"


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Old 07-11-03, 09:19 AM
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The Naked Gun (the full-body condoms)
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Skin Deep (1989) with John Ritter.

The scene with Ritter going to bed with the bodybuilder chick.
The "sword fight" scene (if you haven't seen it I don't want to ruin it).
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The Matrix Reloaded by far.

"It's okay Neo, it happens to a lot of guys!"
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Originally posted by pixyboi
The Matrix Reloaded by far.

"It's okay Neo, it happens to a lot of guys!"
i don't think i've ever seen anyone hate a movie as bad as you hate Revolutions..........i thought fanboys where bad

though you did make me laugh out loud on that one
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Not exactly a classic but RepliKate had a pretty funny one
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the "do you want to finish her off/oooh i found a cigarette" scene in fight club does it for me

Spoiler:
the rubber glove was a wonderful touch
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Originally posted by Daytrip
the "do you want to finish her off/oooh i found a cigarette" scene in fight club does it for me

Spoiler:
the rubber glove was a wonderful touch
hehe. "I haven't ****ed like that since grade school."
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or the alternate scene
Spoiler:
I want to have your abortion
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Originally posted by Daytrip
or the alternate scene
Spoiler:
I want to have your abortion

Yes, that's some GREAT humor.
Excellent movie, but nothing "funny" about that to me.
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Originally posted by Daytrip
i don't think i've ever seen anyone hate a movie as bad as you hate Revolutions..........i thought fanboys where bad
Dont you mean Reloaded? But yeah, I think pixy has a vendetta against it, like the Wachowskis killed his family.

Anyway, not really a sex scene, but in Best in Show, when the yuppie couple is describing their sex that upset their dog in the psychologist's office.

And the scene right BEFORE tent sex in Spies Like Us. And of course, "You had a tent?!"

I also find the sex scene in Conan the Barbarian, between him and the witch, funny. What can I say? It's funny to me.
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yea Reloaded..........sorry.........

uteotw...........nothing funny about it indeed............just noted the fact that it existed
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Originally posted by Daytrip
uteotw...........nothing funny about it indeed............just noted the fact that it existed
Cool--thanks for the clarification.

As far as funny, I like Swingers, when they're in the trailer with the girls (as an "almost" sex scene, that is). So awkward and uncomfortable when he needs to use the phone it's hilarious.
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I am pretty sure it's in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (I haven't seen it in many years, but it's a Python scene I am thinking of)

John Cleese is a teacher showing his students how to have sex on a bed in the front of the classroom

I can't think of an unintentionally funny one
Old 07-11-03, 07:12 PM
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"Lassie" and the teacher in Porky's.
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Originally posted by Giles
the lesbian duo enjoying a flute between their... oh you know.. from the wall-to-wall sex opus "Sex and Zen"
I imagine this movie has just been added to about 20 Netflix queues.
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Office Space with Lumburg!!

...the coffee cup in his hand is a great touch!
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Jeff Goldblum and Emma Thompson in The Tall Guy, when they almost destroy the interior of the place.
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The "Fill me up Mr. M. **** me hard Mr. M." scene in ELECTION. I laugh my ass off everytime I see that.
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The extremely exagerrated motel sex scene in American Beauty with Annette Benning and the King of real estate. "XXXX me your majesty".
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I thought the scene from demolition man was really funny. Future sex.
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How about the " c### - fighting" scene from Skin Deep.
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The fat guy banging Lela Rochon in "Waiting to Exhale".

I'll bet most of ya'll didn't see that one
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The only sex scene in Enemy At the Gates. The fact that he has to cover her mouth with his hand.

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