Star Wars theory (yes, another one!)
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Star Wars theory (yes, another one!)
Hey! I think I guessed what George Lucas meant when he said : "Kids, brace yourselves for a wild ride because there will definitely be surprises coming your way in Star Wars episode 3: Secondary title not yet officialized."
Well, he did not really say it this way but that's what he intended to say. I swear.
Anyway, I was thinking about it like I do once a year just to make sure I don't forget and suddenly, POW! It hit me. How could I have missed it? It's so easy while complicated at the same time. Just the sly way Lucas has used to fool us all along.
Now here comes the big spoiler. Close your eyes or don't select the following blank section if you don't want to be spoiled.
So, tell me what you think. I'm so glad I thought of it first.
Well, he did not really say it this way but that's what he intended to say. I swear.
Anyway, I was thinking about it like I do once a year just to make sure I don't forget and suddenly, POW! It hit me. How could I have missed it? It's so easy while complicated at the same time. Just the sly way Lucas has used to fool us all along.
Now here comes the big spoiler. Close your eyes or don't select the following blank section if you don't want to be spoiled.
Spoiler:
So, tell me what you think. I'm so glad I thought of it first.
Last edited by nice_skis; 05-01-03 at 03:07 PM.
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I was going to write a huge response shooting down your theory, but the whole Windu jealous of Anakin thing is so absurd that I can't take this theory seriously.
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Skis... I am openly rooting for the "big surprises" to be a quality script and some character development that makes sense.
Skis... I am openly rooting for the "big surprises" to be a quality script and some character development that makes sense.
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Originally posted by C Roberts
That not true. That's impossible!
That not true. That's impossible!
Oh and I thought about some other clues :
Spoiler:
Hope this will give my theory more credentials.
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Spoiler:
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Well, it's an interesting theory. One I could enjoy talking about. But it's preposterous. If Lucas actually did that, he would instantly render the entire original trilogy as a farce.
It isn't going to happen. Not a chance in hell.
It isn't going to happen. Not a chance in hell.
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I would call that an interesting theory if by interesting we mean "Pulled out of your arse" and theory, you mean "mindless ramble"
In any case, Mace is not vader.. if he was he would have easily punked around boba fett since he did clown fett's pops.
In any case, Mace is not vader.. if he was he would have easily punked around boba fett since he did clown fett's pops.
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Mace is Darth Vadar? Well, besides it being a horrible idea (take a fairly side character and make him the main part of the series?) it wouldn't make sense. It means that the ENTIRE series, save for the first Star Wars has been made to deceive us. For one, you wear a mask and not have some black spots around your eyes. For two, he got burned alive or something! His hair was roasted! Three, Darth Vadar brought balance to the force, as Anakin Skywalker is supposed to. I think more importantly it would render the other movies pointless. They follow the story of ANakin Skywalker. Why have the Imperial March when he speaks of killing the little sand thingies? Seriously, cute idea, but it would quite frankly ruin the trilogy. The ONLY way this would work would be if they made a scene with Darth Vadar dangling baby skywalker off of a balcony right after his rendition of Thriller with some dancing Ewoks. Then it might be worth watching.
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Originally posted by nice_skis
Now here comes the big spoiler. Close your eyes or don't select the following blank section if you don't want to be spoiled.
So, tell me what you think. I'm so glad I thought of it first.
Now here comes the big spoiler. Close your eyes or don't select the following blank section if you don't want to be spoiled.
Spoiler:
So, tell me what you think. I'm so glad I thought of it first.
Okay here we go point by ridiculous point.
1. So what if he has the voice of a black man. threepio was played by anthony daniels that that mean that in Ep III we will find out he is really a white guy in a tin suit?
2. OMG! You're right. there is no way that it could be Anakin because he IS NOT BALD! I think that it will be Jar Jar, He's bald.
3. Someones been looking at too many Micheal Jackson specials. If you think that he looks like a black man, you need to diversify your friendships.
4. This is such a flimsy point I'm not even going to bother. Okay yeah I will, How do you know that Mace could beat Anakin in a fight?
5. I'm not sure I even understand this paragraph.
Anyways I really hope that you weren't taking this theory of yours seriously. It was a fun diversion, although a bit too easy, poking holes in this swiss cheese theory.
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Originally posted by Bingo Bongo
I have a theory:
Jar Jar is Chewbacca, shaved.
That is my theory.
Thank you
Jez
I have a theory:
Jar Jar is Chewbacca, shaved.
That is my theory.
Thank you
Jez
I mean, why would he grow hair anyway? Does he have anything to hide? Ok, you could say that he wanted to hide after ruining the whole universe but then, would it really make any sense that he became strong enough to tear off the arms of a robot?
Mace Windu on the other side will have a lot to hide after he kills Anakin in episode 3. Now there is a reason to wear a mask all the time. And a black mask for a black man ruling over white men in white masks. I think I made my point.
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threepio was played by anthony daniels that that mean that in Ep III we will find out he is really a white guy in a tin suit?
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I think you're wrong, Skis.
If Darth Vader was really Mace Windu, things would have been different.
In Empire Strikes Back for example, he wouldn't have said: "I'm your father, Luke".
It would have been something along: "Who's you daddy?"
If Darth Vader was really Mace Windu, things would have been different.
In Empire Strikes Back for example, he wouldn't have said: "I'm your father, Luke".
It would have been something along: "Who's you daddy?"