My idea for a new Jackie Chan movie!!!
02-26-03, 04:14 PM
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My idea for a new Jackie Chan movie!!!
Okay we all know that the only way he can have success in an American studio flick is to pair him with someone else as part of an opposite duo. Couple this with the recent success of Kangaroo Jack and the desire to see talking animals, and you have a movie!
The premise: Jackie's character is tracking a bad guy and needs a partner. Turns out the only available help he has is a talking Oragnotan from the local zoo. (Don't ask me how he talks, he just does!) We can have all sorts of antics with stupid action sequences with a CGI ape doing kung fu crap, and the real hook, Christ Tucker will do the voice of the orange monkey!* Thus giving us an indirect Rush Hour sequel!
*The monkey will be crude and only eat food that makes him horny or gives him gas.
Whaatya guys think!?!?
Yes, I am being sarcastic. Unless I can find some way to copyright this idea and make money from it, I hope it never gets made.
The premise: Jackie's character is tracking a bad guy and needs a partner. Turns out the only available help he has is a talking Oragnotan from the local zoo. (Don't ask me how he talks, he just does!) We can have all sorts of antics with stupid action sequences with a CGI ape doing kung fu crap, and the real hook, Christ Tucker will do the voice of the orange monkey!* Thus giving us an indirect Rush Hour sequel!
*The monkey will be crude and only eat food that makes him horny or gives him gas.
Whaatya guys think!?!?
Yes, I am being sarcastic. Unless I can find some way to copyright this idea and make money from it, I hope it never gets made.
