holy crap -- with a cast like this, how could it possibly suck?
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holy crap -- with a cast like this, how could it possibly suck?
brat pitt - achilles
eric bana - hector
orlando bloom - paris
sean bean - odysseus
brian cox - (yet unamed, recent addition)
and some chick.
all directed by wolfgang peterson. end of ****ing story. i'm there!!
eric bana - hector
orlando bloom - paris
sean bean - odysseus
brian cox - (yet unamed, recent addition)
and some chick.
all directed by wolfgang peterson. end of ****ing story. i'm there!!
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You know, that elf from LOTR, now a prince, steals this chick away from king of Sparta guy and started a war on oil.. eventually a giant condom horse was given by Hector (bean).. Hmm, correction, a trojan horse was involved, scratch that condom comment... anyhow. Maybe it's about a virus on your computer?
Hey, a movie about a war dealing with Oil, Trojan condoms and an elf from LOTR.. sounds interesting.
You know, that elf from LOTR, now a prince, steals this chick away from king of Sparta guy and started a war on oil.. eventually a giant condom horse was given by Hector (bean).. Hmm, correction, a trojan horse was involved, scratch that condom comment... anyhow. Maybe it's about a virus on your computer?
Hey, a movie about a war dealing with Oil, Trojan condoms and an elf from LOTR.. sounds interesting.
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Re: holy crap -- with a cast like this, how could it possibly suck?
Originally posted by torrance
holy crap -- with a cast like this, how could it possibly suck?
holy crap -- with a cast like this, how could it possibly suck?
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Re: Re: holy crap -- with a cast like this, how could it possibly suck?
Originally posted by bothanspy
*cough* Sleepers *cough* Copland *cough*
*cough* Sleepers *cough* Copland *cough*
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Re: holy crap -- with a cast like this, how could it possibly suck?
Originally posted by torrance
brat pitt - achilles
eric bana - hector
orlando bloom - paris
sean bean - odysseus
brian cox - (yet unamed, recent addition)
and some chick.
all directed by wolfgang peterson. end of ****ing story. i'm there!!
brat pitt - achilles
eric bana - hector
orlando bloom - paris
sean bean - odysseus
brian cox - (yet unamed, recent addition)
and some chick.
all directed by wolfgang peterson. end of ****ing story. i'm there!!
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Well, it all looks good on paper now . . . that is until commitment-phobic Mr. Pitt decides to bolt for greener pastures.
Plus after paying Brad's salary and covering the production costs for making one of these "sandal epics," the studio's going to be in the hole probably $50-$70 before paying any of the other principal players.
In these cost conscious times, I'd hate to be selling this pricey package to a studio.
'Course, I'm biased. I'd rather see the money funneled into the recent "King Conan" script that's been floating around.
Plus after paying Brad's salary and covering the production costs for making one of these "sandal epics," the studio's going to be in the hole probably $50-$70 before paying any of the other principal players.
In these cost conscious times, I'd hate to be selling this pricey package to a studio.
'Course, I'm biased. I'd rather see the money funneled into the recent "King Conan" script that's been floating around.
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Originally posted by Buttmunker
Who's in "Cold Mountain?"
Who's in "Cold Mountain?"
Jude Law, Nicole Kidman, Renée Zellweger, Natalie Portman, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Giovanni Ribisi, Brendan Gleeson, Charlie Hunnam, Donald Sutherland....
and adapted/directed by Anthony "Talented Mr. Ripley" Minghella.
My money is on this film.
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It happens all the time. Remember New Rose Hotel starring Willem Dafoe, Christopher Walken and Asia Argento based on a story by Willam B. Gibson (Neuromancer) and directed by Abel (Bad Lieutenenat) Ferrara? That film was slow and dull, disappointing to the max. A lot of films these days have a great pedigree but fall flat.
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Originally posted by rfduncan
A little OT, but to name a few:
Jude Law, Nicole Kidman, Renée Zellweger, Natalie Portman, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Giovanni Ribisi, Brendan Gleeson, Charlie Hunnam, Donald Sutherland....
and adapted/directed by Anthony "Talented Mr. Ripley" Minghella.
My money is on this film.
A little OT, but to name a few:
Jude Law, Nicole Kidman, Renée Zellweger, Natalie Portman, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Giovanni Ribisi, Brendan Gleeson, Charlie Hunnam, Donald Sutherland....
and adapted/directed by Anthony "Talented Mr. Ripley" Minghella.
My money is on this film.
Tom Cruise was originally slated to play Inman. What happened there?