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In The Thin Red Line, after Miranda Otto decides to leave her husband, one of the audience members yelled out: "filthy whore!!" Needless to say it got applause.

GuessWho

[george costanza] That's gotta hurt! [/george]

Tyler_Durden

As I've pointed out on numerous occasions, audiences rarely shout at the screen in this part of the world, except, of course, when a film like Rocky Horror Picture Show is showing. So about the only remotely funny comment I remember hearing in a theater was when the M:I-2 trailer was playing and Cruise *almost* falls of a cliff. At the moment he grabs a hold of the side of the cliff, a guy at the back let out a very loud "SH*T!"

dann

I hear that everytime I watch the movie... because its part of the movie.

Some guy crowded around Ice-T and Wesley Snipes yells it.

Rypro 525

In Mr Deeds when one of the guys says that he views pornos on his computer, some one shouted out "Yeah, thats my man".

Matthew Chmiel

Blair Witch Project:
When Heather finds Mike's body faced towards the wall and Heather screams while the camera hits the ground, some guy in the theater shouted out "Damnit! I just s**t my pants!"

Death To Smoochy:
When Smoochy pulls out the cookies shaped like a specific male organ, a person in the audience shouted out "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"

The Ring:
When the film cut to black, some man shouted "We're all f**ked now!"

jdpatri

When we saw Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets a drunk guy sat down next to us and started doing commentary through the whole movie.

In the beginning of the movie when Harry's at his Uncle's house he kept saying to my friend next to me: "Oh I hate that Dudley."

Also, when Harry and Ron fly into the willow tree, he yelled out "OOH the WHOOOOOMPIN' willow!! They're not getting out of there!"

We figured he had to sober up soon but after we found out he was still downing whiskey in a paper bag, we found the nearest security guard. He did offer us popcorn though. lol

I almost felt bad because he looked homeless and was apparently a big fan of the books since he knew things about the movie that hadn't been said yet... but you just don't show up drunk to Harry Potter!

joshd2012

Blair Witch Project - openning night with a pack crowd. When that weird bloody thing is shown some guy yelled out, "What the hell is that?"

Collateral Damage - After a preview for Queen of the Damned, I yelled out, "Worst... Movie... Ever." and the audience broke out laughing. The old people infront of me even thanked me.

Hokeyboy

Well, I went to a screening of Hindenburg during the 1998 Puerto Rican Pride Parade, and some bald schmuck yelled out "That's Gotta Hurt!!" during the climactic explosion of the dirigible.

So I zapped him with my laser pointer. Serves him right...

hgar78

Mondo Kane

In Stone Cold, when the cop pays a a visit to Brian Bosworth's crib one morning. Brian walks around wearing a semi-thong causing one of the female members in the audience to let out a "wolf whistle". Next scene, we follow the cop and Brian into his room. A naked chick rolls around in the bed sheets. A male member of the crowd lets out a BIGGER "wolf whistle".

In Deep Cover, during the "interrogation" scene when the Charles Martin Smith character asks the black cop, "What's the difference between a black man and a n____?" A couple of homies in the crowd say "huh?" or "what?".
Next scene, different cop, same line. And one of the guys in the crowd yells out "N_____ DON'T TAKE THAT SH**!".
Next scene, Its Laurence Fishburne's turn and he gets asked the same question. One of the guys in the crowd can't take it anymore and screams out, "SHOOT HIS @$$!!".

Pants

That's the one I was waiting for.

mllefoo

I've got a couple. During the scene in Dogma when Alanis Morrisette opens her mouth to make that awful racket and I said, "I felt that way last time I heard her sing."

In a fit of stupidity, I went to see that awful power rangers flick with a friend. When the bad guy sniffs around and says "Smells like..." and pauses, I piped up "Teen Spirit?"

BuddyRevell

This is not related to a movie, but before every movie they show the Refreshments ad. i'm not sure which theater it was. but it was the one (if anyone remembers) with the black kids head coming out of the popcorn and showing off a big smile. anyways, after the ad was finished, when there was just enough silence. this guy screamed really loud and yelled "There's a head in my popcorn!!!!"

the whole audience just about pissed themselves. pretty funny.

Jazzbutcher

That's priceless.

DrRingDing

TRY USING A FRICKIN' SPOILER BUBBLE NEXT TIME! i hadn't seen the Ring, and now i won't. grrrrr... (fyi, ..
-di doctor-

DrRingDing

as for the topic at hand...

it wasn't my direct experience, as i remember reading on here before, that somebody, after seeing the preview for Collateral Damage and seeing Arnie toss the ax at a bad guy, somebody shouted "NICE TOSS!"

i just thought that was funny and i wasn't even there.
-di doctor-

dvdmaniac19

when i went to see pleasentville a few years back there was an elderly couple seated in the back of me. When Don Knotts appeared on screen the old woman said to her husband "IT'S ANDY" i couldnt help but laugh out loud.

cactusoly

At "THE TWO TOWERS" someone yelled out "Dooku" when Christoper Lee appeared

MrX

I went to the to go see the Two Towers with a couple of friends. One of them had never seen FOTR. She fell asleep right at the beginning and woke up at the scene with Arwem and Elrond talking. When Elrond was on the screen she leans over and asks "So is that Frodo?"

jawn

During a preview for Jurassic Park 3 a friend of mine said "That's so 1993."

Tscott

I've seen The Ring and what Matthew Chmiel posted wouldn't be considered a spoiler for the movie at all. It's just a joke someone made based on the general premise of the film and has nothing to do with the ending.

clemente

A few years back at a second run theater that played two movies for the price of admittance.....it was Dollar Tuesday.

About 3/4 through the second film (Jason Takes Manhattan IIRC) the projector poops out and a couple minutes lapse...someone screams out at the top of their lungs..."I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!"
Theater cracked up....and then the movie began again.

shrike

At the end of Romeo and Juliet, when Juliet wakes up just as Romeo is dying, and she then kills herself, some guy in the audience yells out "No Way!". That just struck me as funny because it's probably the most famous ending of any play in the english language.

outcastja

When Gandalf the white first appeared in Two Towers, my friend yelled "Gandalf" the way Conan O'Brien says it in his nerd voice.