My idea for a great Hollywood hit!!! (Please Read!)
Okay, judging from the past few weeks people love crap movies, especially those with talking animals.
My idea: a man must trek across country to find his missing girlfriend with the help of his talking dog. Twist: the dog has bad gas problems and a tendency to try and hump the leg of everyone he encounters! If not that: a love story about a guy who accidentally craps his pants everytime he falls in love! |
I like your idea's. Lets put them on the table and talk about them!
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Originally posted by Jackskeleton I like your idea's. Lets put them on the table and talk about them! |
I think Jerry O'Connell will be available for the lead! He's got experience with talking animals. If not, I'm sure we can get Rob Schneider, who was The Animal.
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Don't forget, the protaganist has to travel back in time for some reason . . .
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...and we have to have someone fight a giant spider in the third act! ;)
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There should definitely be an RV - they are good for use in dramas, comedies and action sequences.
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Today's Daily Variety reads that Brett Rattner has expressed some interest in the project, tentatively titled 'Who Let the Dog Out?'
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when the dog is humping somebody's leg...make it into "bullet-time" :D-ptth-
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Originally posted by Dr. DVD ...and we have to have someone fight a giant spider in the third act! ;) |
Sounds like a Farrelly Brothers film.http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/otn/love/smlove2.gifhttp://smilies.networkessence.net/s/...b/fk/puppy.gif
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Wait, does this movie have the obligatory humorous black sidekick? And somewhere in the movie something has to blow up. Otherwise how can you call that a movie!
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The black comedy side kick is a must you realize. Now the real question, we need the fart jokes.
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And at some point either the protagonist or a bad guy must be beaten senseless and given multiple concussions so that he can get up, make a smart-alec comment, then proceed to run for a couple of miles, hang off the side of a cliff, bridge, or moving vehicle, and fight several rounds!
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Instead of the black comedy sidekick, let's just kill two birds with one stone by making Eddie Murphy the voice of the talking dog.
Also, let's throw in a twist at the end by having the guy say he's looking for "his love" which of course means it turns out he's looking for Spoiler:
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