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Old 08-07-02, 08:37 PM
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Many times quoted...

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
Old 08-07-02, 09:12 PM
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"What were you doing?"
"Taking care of something... UGLY!" Three Muskateers
"I'm surrounded by idiots" Lion King
Old 08-07-02, 09:22 PM
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most of the stuff from tombstone

"well are ya gonna do something about it or just stand there and bleed."

"i'm afraid the strain was just more than he could bare."

lots more

the goonies:

the whole puke scene with chunk and the blender
Old 08-07-02, 10:15 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the funniest five minutes in cinema history:

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be phucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna phuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pende(j)o. You pull any of your crazy schit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the phucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody phucks with the Jesus.

Aw screw it, the whole goddamned movie is quotable!
Old 08-07-02, 10:25 PM
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Yeah, and the nihilists...

"We phuck you ups, we takes the moneys!"
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"This town needs an enema!" - Jack Nicholson, Batman (1989)

Several from The Royal Tenenbaums:

Royal: Lets shag ass.

Reporter: Can he tell time?
Raleigh: Oh, lord, no. No.

Royal: The past six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life.
Narrator: Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.

Royal: I've always been considered an ******* for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
Henry Sherman: I don't think you're an *******, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.

Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fvcking customers. - Clerks

Long Duk Dong: Yoohoo!! Sexy American Girlfriend!! - Sixteen Candles

Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something
Donnie: What makes you think I'm not? - Donnie Darko (of course)
Old 08-08-02, 03:12 AM
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Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother f***er, mother f***er.
- Samuel L. Jackson

Your mother sucks big f***ing elephant f***ing d!cks.
- Joe Pesci

I want to confess as best I can, but my heart is void. The void is a mirror. I see my face and feel loathing and horror. My indifference to men has shut me out. I live now in a world of ghosts, a prisoner in my dreams.
- Max Von Sydow

Men of your type will soon become extinct. You'll become something worse than dead. You'll become a legend.
- Howard Vernon
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Old 08-08-02, 09:21 AM
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"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to Die!"

"Look the Cliffs of Insanity are ahead...And soon we'll all be dead...Quit rhyming, this time I mean it!...Anybody want a peanut?"

I think just about everything in The Princess Bride is quotable.
Old 08-08-02, 10:14 AM
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Pretty much anything from Withnail & I.

Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now.

Withnail: Look at that, LOOK at that..."Accident Blackspot"?! These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road gladly, throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! [to a pedestrian] Throw yourself in the road darling, you haven't got a chance!

Withnail: Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.

Withnail: There must and there shall be aspirin. If I don't have aspirin I shall die, here, on this f**king mountainside.

Danny: It is called a 'Camberwell Carrot' because I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

Withnail: I demand to have some booze!
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in that new Steve Martin movie
Kid looking at a porno magazine
"What does a rack mean?"
(Steve grabs the magazine)
"Its Iraq, its a forgein country"
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Ulysees McGill "...Pete and Delmar here have just been baptized and saved...I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated"...O Brother, Where Art Thou?

(approximately)Janice Soprano: "What did you do with his body"
Tony Soprano: "We burried him...on a hill...under some trees...wit little pinecones, Jesus Janice"...The Soprano's

James Bond "It's a Smith & Wesson...and you've had your six."...Goldfinger
Old 02-02-03, 11:07 PM
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Meet the Parents- " I will take you down... take you down to Chinatown" And just the name "Focker"

Zoolander- " I bet you came here to write about what a terrible eugoogolizer (sp?) I was. What, you didn't think I knew what a eugoogoly was?"
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ok ... my buddies and i play cards every tuesday night and all we do from 7pm to 12am is play cards, drink, smoke, and quote movies...... so its impossible for me to list myfav quotes , they are to numerous

instaed the movies i quote from:

trading places
full metal jacket
jackie brown
pulp fiction
the usual suspects
groundhog day
back to school
star wars
fight club
star trek
naked gun
a christmas story
the new guy
termiator 2
undercover brother
blade uhf
beverly hills cop
say anything
training day
the princess bride
american pie
me my self and irene
all bond movies
the breakfast club
sixteen candles
flash gordon
berry gordies the last dragon
spies like us
in the line of fire
bad boys
the rock
the presideo
grosse point blank
die hard
hunt for red october
good fellas
three kings
rush hour
ferris beullers day off
chasing amy
jay and sielent bob strike back
the american president

i think that covers about half of them
Old 02-03-03, 07:55 AM
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I don't wanna sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't wanna sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or...process anything sold, bought...or processed, or repair anything sold bought or processed, ya know, as a career, I don't wanna do that. So uh, my father's in the army...he wants me to join...but I can't work for that corporation. Umm, so, what I've been doing lately is kickboxing.

Nuff said.
Old 03-02-03, 04:35 PM
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Army of darkness

"good, bad, but I'm the one with the gun"
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darkman226: that was posted earlier in the thread. but you can't go wrong with one of the most famous quotes ever:
"i'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
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Batman - "You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!"

Batman - "Tell me, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"


Superman: Don't worry Miss, I've got you..

Lois: You've got me? Whose? Whose got you?!?!

The Shining - "Here's Johnny!"

The Shining - "I'm not goin' to kill you..Honey, you're not listening to me. I'm not going to kill you...I'm going to bash your f**king brain in. Right the f**k in!"

There are many other's,, that I can't remember exact words to. Chasing Amy has a bunch.
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Baldwin (with gun in hand ):Oswald was a ****

-The Usual Suspects

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Chasing amy

And on this page black beauty does a little mounting of his own

Pulp Fiction


Army of Darkness

You aint leading but 2 things right now, Jack and Sh*t.. And Jack left town

and i don't know why this makes me laugh everytime but

Office Space


I guess it's just because he's a programmer and doesn't even know the meaning of that error message

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"I'm on drugs!" - Almost Famous
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The Matrix.
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Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever - The Replacements

It's called a lance, hellooooo - A Knight's Tale

Are you sure??? Positive! - My Cousin Vinny
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From Bruce Almighty:
Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey): And now back to Evan Backstabber, Bastard, Baxter!
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Way too many. Most of them are from Fight Club, Almost Famous, Good Will Hunting and .. this ..

Rose Morgan: We all want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives. -- The Mirror Has Two Faces --

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