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Old 04-29-02, 12:18 AM
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Funny Porn Tiltle Take-offs

Titles of Real movies converted to porn...(i don't think these are too explicit)....






"Good Bill Humping"

"Romancing The Bone"...and .."Tool of the Nile"

"Fast Times at Deep Crack High"

and one from TV..."The Sorpornos"
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Old 04-29-02, 12:24 AM
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Old 04-29-02, 12:31 AM
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ooh those are good ones...but I thought its was "Shaving Ryan's Privates"...here are some more...


"Screwing Miss Daisy"

"Who's eating Gilbert Grape?"

"Star Ballz" (of course)
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Old 04-29-02, 12:41 AM
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Originally posted by dave-o
ooh those are good ones...but I thought its was "Shaving Ryan's Privates"...here are some more...
U obviously know them better than I do
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Old 04-29-02, 02:01 AM
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How about

Flash Gordon
Edward Penishands
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Old 04-29-02, 05:01 AM
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Old 04-29-02, 10:42 AM
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Funniest one I've ever seen:
Night of the Giving Head.
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Fellowship of the Ring (gay porn title)

A beautiful behind

Austin Prowlers

A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream

Gosford Pork

Black Cock Down

Women In Black

A.I.: Anal Insertion

MATT

p.s. that first one is a joke, but i'm sure it'll be true sometime... maybe it'll be "Fellowship of the Cock Rings"
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Old 04-29-02, 11:08 AM
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Funny thread!

Here's one: Dig Hard

http://www.adultdvdexplorer.com/cgi/...ge.cgi?id=3742
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I don't know if its a real title, but 40 Days/40 Nights had the funniest porn title take-off I had ever heard...

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
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Found some more.....

1.) Malcolm XXX

2.) Mary's Boppins

3.) Mission: Impenetrable

4.) Mr. Holland's Orgy

5.) Muffy The Vampire Layer

6.) Mikey's Python and the Meaning of Length

7.) Missionary Position: Impossible

8.) American History XXX or American History Sex

9.) American Booty

10.) The Sperminator

11). Pulp Friction

12). A Clockwork Orgy

13.) When Harry Wet Sally

14). Mr. Holland Groped Us

and my personal favorite....

15.) A Tale of Two Titties

Man...these are too much fun!
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The Beverly Thrillbillies

(do NOT watch this...it's stupid. Not that I should expect much from porn, but it's terrible.)
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Originally posted by Gattman
How about

Flash Gordon
Edward Penishands
Flesh Gordon (you stand corrected)
There was one that was a knock off of Sleeping Beauty and the 7 dwarfs.
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Old 04-29-02, 01:30 PM
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Thess could be ones already, but I just thought of them:

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
In Diana Jones and the Ass Crusade
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