Funny Porn Tiltle Take-offs
 

Titles of Real movies converted to porn...(i don't think these are too explicit)....






"Good Bill Humping"

"Romancing The Bone"...and .."Tool of the Nile"

"Fast Times at Deep Crack High"

and one from TV..."The Sorpornos"

Glad-He-Ate-Her (Gladiator)
Stella got her fudge packed (Stella got her groove back)
Saving Ryan's Privates (Saving Private Ryan)
Meet Joe's Black (Meet Joe Black)

ooh those are good ones...but I thought its was "Shaving Ryan's Privates"...here are some more...


"Screwing Miss Daisy"

"Who's eating Gilbert Grape?"

"Star Ballz" (of course)

U obviously know them better than I do :D

Schindler's Fist :eek:

How about

Flash Gordon
Edward Penishands

Men in Back
Splatman

Foreskin Gump

Joey Tribbiani watched 'Dr. Do-Me-A-Little'!

monster balls
the boner collector
if these balls could talk
the apple humpling gang

Funniest one I've ever seen:
Night of the Giving Head.

Snatch Adams

Fellowship of the Ring (gay porn title)

A beautiful behind

Austin Prowlers

A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream

Gosford Pork

Black Cock Down

Women In Black

A.I.: Anal Insertion

MATT

p.s. that first one is a joke, but i'm sure it'll be true sometime... maybe it'll be "Fellowship of the Cock Rings"

Funny thread!

Here's one: <b><big>Dig Hard </b></big>

http://www.adultdvdexplorer.com/cgi/...ge.cgi?id=3742

I don't know if its a real title, but 40 Days/40 Nights had the funniest porn title take-off I had ever heard...

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon

Mr. Holland's Orifice
Cervical Limit
Splendor in the Ass
What Licks Beneath
Thighs Wide Open

Deidre Holland's Anus
I'm Hard With a Vengeance
Rules of Engorgement
Mary Shelley's Yankin' Mine

Found some more.....

1.) Malcolm XXX

2.) Mary's Boppins

3.) Mission: Impenetrable

4.) Mr. Holland's Orgy

5.) Muffy The Vampire Layer

6.) Mikey's Python and the Meaning of Length

7.) Missionary Position: Impossible

8.) American History XXX or American History Sex

9.) American Booty

10.) The Sperminator

11). Pulp Friction

12). A Clockwork Orgy

13.) When Harry Wet Sally

14). Mr. Holland Groped Us

and my personal favorite....

15.) A Tale of Two Titties

Man...these are too much fun!

The Beverly Thrillbillies

(do NOT watch this...it's stupid. Not that I should expect much from porn, but it's terrible.)

WHITE MEN CAN'T HUMP (White Men Can't Jump)
WHITE RAIN (Purple Rain)

Flesh Gordon (you stand corrected)
There was one that was a knock off of Sleeping Beauty and the 7 dwarfs.

Thess could be ones already, but I just thought of them:

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
In Diana Jones and the Ass Crusade

Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone

The cum of all rears
Hannah and her lesbian sisters
humping jessica stein
monkeyboner
undressed to kill
the ho's on haunted hill
Little red riding the boyz in the hood

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