Funny Porn Tiltle Take-offs
05-04-02, 01:36 PM
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Originally posted by tanman
how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required:
XXX
Showgirls (okay an easy one)
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Final Fantasy
Beauty and the Beast
Contact
Dinosaur
The Third Man
Jaws
The Insider
Heat
Snatch
Shaft
how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required:
XXX
Showgirls (okay an easy one)
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Final Fantasy
Beauty and the Beast
Contact
Dinosaur
The Third Man
Jaws
The Insider
Heat
Snatch
Shaft
Remember the Titans
Swingers
Talented mr Ripley
Titanic
01-09-03, 08:29 AM
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i started working in a video store in high school right when the store had to rid itself of the "adult" titles. so they were all in a box in the back room ready to be sold to stores in minneapolis where the "adult" title ordinance did not stand. i saw the BEST title i have ever read on top of the box:
(E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial.......)
E.3. - The Extra Testicle
(E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial.......)
E.3. - The Extra Testicle
01-09-03, 03:06 PM
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There's a bunch of porn Cinema spoof trailers on the Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead DVD (dunno why the heck they are there but I'm not complaining 
)
The names aren't particularly inventive but there's one called Sexy 6th Sense where there's a geeky guy with glasses lying in bed saying (to someone beside the bed):
Geeky Guy : "I see dead strippers."
Other Person: " What do you mean?"
Geeky Guy : " I see dead strippers in my living room and they
are having lesbian sex on my couch!"
Other Person: " I see. And you would like these visions to go
away?"
Geeky Guy : " Hell no! Are you nuts!"
That cracked me up!
)The names aren't particularly inventive but there's one called Sexy 6th Sense where there's a geeky guy with glasses lying in bed saying (to someone beside the bed):
Geeky Guy : "I see dead strippers."
Other Person: " What do you mean?"
Geeky Guy : " I see dead strippers in my living room and they
are having lesbian sex on my couch!"
Other Person: " I see. And you would like these visions to go
away?"
Geeky Guy : " Hell no! Are you nuts!"
That cracked me up!
01-10-03, 06:12 PM
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Originally posted by tanman
how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required:
XXX
Showgirls (okay an easy one)
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Final Fantasy
Beauty and the Beast
Contact
Dinosaur
The Third Man
Jaws
The Insider
Heat
Snatch
Shaft
how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required:
XXX
Showgirls (okay an easy one)
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Final Fantasy
Beauty and the Beast
Contact
Dinosaur
The Third Man
Jaws
The Insider
Heat
Snatch
Shaft
.........dirty mind required.
OK...I might as well add one of my own:
01-10-03, 07:57 PM
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Originally posted by tanman
how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required:
XXX
Showgirls (okay an easy one)
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Final Fantasy
Beauty and the Beast
Contact
Dinosaur
The Third Man
Jaws
The Insider
Heat
Snatch
Shaft
how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required:
XXX
Showgirls (okay an easy one)
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Final Fantasy
Beauty and the Beast
Contact
Dinosaur
The Third Man
Jaws
The Insider
Heat
Snatch
Shaft
01-10-03, 10:18 PM
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Originally posted by tanman
how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required:
XXX
Showgirls (okay an easy one)
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Final Fantasy
Beauty and the Beast
Contact
Dinosaur
The Third Man
Jaws
The Insider
Heat
Snatch
Shaft
how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required:
XXX
Showgirls (okay an easy one)
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Final Fantasy
Beauty and the Beast
Contact
Dinosaur
The Third Man
Jaws
The Insider
Heat
Snatch
Shaft
01-11-03, 11:17 AM
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The Porn Identity
All the Pretty Whores
The Painmaker (an S&M flick)
Good Will Humping
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Pounders
The Talented Mr. Dickley
The Legend of Bigger Vance
By the way, these are all Matt Damon films.
All the Pretty Whores
The Painmaker (an S&M flick)
Good Will Humping
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Pounders
The Talented Mr. Dickley
The Legend of Bigger Vance
By the way, these are all Matt Damon films.
01-11-03, 11:39 AM
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For some reason I never grow tired of these porn titles, they always get a chuckle out of me...Heres some of my favourites...
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Sex Trek
The Sperminator
Lord of the G-Strings
Girls in the hood
More will come to me in a minute.
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Sex Trek
The Sperminator
Lord of the G-Strings
Girls in the hood
More will come to me in a minute.
01-14-03, 02:35 AM
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Off the top of my head (no pun intended)...
Laid in Manhattan
Gangbangs of New York
Analyze Twat
Pleasure Planet
Anal Destination
The Oral Tenebaums
The Object of my Erection
Babe's Two: Big in the Titties
Eighteen Inched Freaks
***** Everlasting
The Road to Penetration
Resident Anal
Laid in Manhattan
Gangbangs of New York
Analyze Twat
Pleasure Planet
Anal Destination
The Oral Tenebaums
The Object of my Erection
Babe's Two: Big in the Titties
Eighteen Inched Freaks
***** Everlasting
The Road to Penetration
Resident Anal
01-14-03, 03:17 AM
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Originally posted by wendersfan
How could we forget The 400 Blows ?
How could we forget The 400 Blows ?
Also the new, wonderfully titled straight-to-video Harvey Keitel C-movie "NAILED"
02-09-04, 12:28 AM
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I just had to revisit this thread to see if there were some more recent additions over the past year, such as...
"No Holes Barred (1 & 2)"
"Reardevil"
"Lust in Masturbation"
"The League of Extraordinary Gents in Men" (gay porn)
"King Dong"
"Cabin Beaver"
"Black C**k Down"
"Das Butt"
"Womb Raider"
"Done in 60 Seconds"
"There's Something Inside Mary"
"Apollo 69er"
"Rear Widow"
"Bare Witch Project "
"Presumed Impotent"
"Crocodile Done Me"
"What About Boob?"
"Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina"
"Silence of the Loins"
and my new personal favorite....
"Riding on Boys in Cars"
Okay, thats enough for now, but it sure was funny reading through this thread again!
"No Holes Barred (1 & 2)"
"Reardevil"
"Lust in Masturbation"
"The League of Extraordinary Gents in Men" (gay porn)
"King Dong"
"Cabin Beaver"
"Black C**k Down"
"Das Butt"
"Womb Raider"
"Done in 60 Seconds"
"There's Something Inside Mary"
"Apollo 69er"
"Rear Widow"
"Bare Witch Project "
"Presumed Impotent"
"Crocodile Done Me"
"What About Boob?"
"Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina"
"Silence of the Loins"
and my new personal favorite....
"Riding on Boys in Cars"
Okay, thats enough for now, but it sure was funny reading through this thread again!