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Originally posted by tanman how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required: XXX Showgirls (okay an easy one) Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron Final Fantasy Beauty and the Beast Contact Dinosaur The Third Man Jaws The Insider Heat Snatch Shaft Remember the Titans Swingers Talented mr Ripley Titanic |
I'm surprised no one has mentioned:
Three Men and a Maybe |
just to bring the thread back
Halloween:Re-Erection
Intercourse With a Vampire Ass Age |
i started working in a video store in high school right when the store had to rid itself of the "adult" titles. so they were all in a box in the back room ready to be sold to stores in minneapolis where the "adult" title ordinance did not stand. i saw the BEST title i have ever read on top of the box:
(E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial.......) E.3. - The Extra Testicle |
Don't think I saw it in the thread yet:
On Golden Blonde |
the ones mentioned in Clerks
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There's a bunch of porn Cinema spoof trailers on the Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead DVD (dunno why the heck they are there but I'm not complaining :) )
The names aren't particularly inventive but there's one called Sexy 6th Sense where there's a geeky guy with glasses lying in bed saying (to someone beside the bed): Geeky Guy : "I see dead strippers." Other Person: " What do you mean?" Geeky Guy : " I see dead strippers in my living room and they are having lesbian sex on my couch!" Other Person: " I see. And you would like these visions to go away?" Geeky Guy : " Hell no! Are you nuts!" That cracked me up! :lol: |
"Harry Penis and the Sorcerer's Bone" (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)
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I always thought Wet Dreams May Cum (What Dreams May Come) was clever.
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how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required: |
Originally posted by tanman how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required: XXX Showgirls (okay an easy one) Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron Final Fantasy Beauty and the Beast Contact Dinosaur The Third Man Jaws The Insider Heat Snatch Shaft :hscratch:.........dirty mind required.:eek::blush: OK...I might as well add one of my own: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg |
Originally posted by tanman how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required: XXX Showgirls (okay an easy one) Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron Final Fantasy Beauty and the Beast Contact Dinosaur The Third Man Jaws The Insider Heat Snatch Shaft |
Remember the Tight Ends
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Originally posted by tanman how about movie titles that don't need to be converted, dirty mind required: XXX Showgirls (okay an easy one) Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron Final Fantasy Beauty and the Beast Contact Dinosaur The Third Man Jaws The Insider Heat Snatch Shaft |
The Porn Identity
All the Pretty Whores The Painmaker (an S&M flick) Good Will Humping Shaving Ryan's Privates Pounders The Talented Mr. Dickley The Legend of Bigger Vance By the way, these are all Matt Damon films. |
For some reason I never grow tired of these porn titles, they always get a chuckle out of me...Heres some of my favourites...
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective Sex Trek The Sperminator Lord of the G-Strings Girls in the hood More will come to me in a minute. |
Lord of the Asses
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Willy put his Wonka in the Chocolate Factory.
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No one mentioned DAWSON'S CRACK yet...
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Off the top of my head (no pun intended)...
Laid in Manhattan Gangbangs of New York Analyze Twat Pleasure Planet Anal Destination The Oral Tenebaums The Object of my Erection Babe's Two: Big in the Titties Eighteen Inched Freaks ***** Everlasting The Road to Penetration Resident Anal |
Originally posted by raKim A Rear and Pleasant Danger Of course, there's my star vehicle, Rushwhore. |
Originally posted by wendersfan How could we forget The 400 Blows ? Also the new, wonderfully titled straight-to-video Harvey Keitel C-movie "NAILED" ;) |
"A Man Called Horse"
"Little Big Man" "Gleaming the Cube" |
Titty Slickers
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I just had to revisit this thread to see if there were some more recent additions over the past year, such as...
"No Holes Barred (1 & 2)" "Reardevil" "Lust in Masturbation" "The League of Extraordinary Gents in Men" (gay porn) "King Dong" "Cabin Beaver" "Black C**k Down" "Das Butt" "Womb Raider" "Done in 60 Seconds" "There's Something Inside Mary" "Apollo 69er" "Rear Widow" "Bare Witch Project " "Presumed Impotent" "Crocodile Done Me" "What About Boob?" "Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina" "Silence of the Loins" and my new personal favorite.... "Riding on Boys in Cars" Okay, thats enough for now, but it sure was funny reading through this thread again! |
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