They could open for my band...D.W. Shovelhandle

D.W. stands for Dildo With

I'm thinking the wide logo on the back, followed with "Reunion Tour" and a list of venues. I'll google up a list of Otter Farms and use that for the locations. :)

Today's best spam subject: Almond Quicksilver.

I still laugh when I think about it.




Boron Cowpunch.


:lol:

Where are the T-shirts?!!!!

I'm working on it, man. Give me some time to work up a proper design. I do have a day job, you know.

So, who's in for the pre-orders? :D

What's the price gonna' be set at?

Arm, leg, and a side of beef.

Carnivore!

:lol: I think you've got the design locked down. White T-shirt, black inexplicable symbols. Perfect.
Oh, you can <i>totally</i> count me in. :D ...er, minus my royalties of course ;)

- David Stein

Set up a cafepress store, set the cost at a buck or 2 above cost and let the Otter loose. All proceeds can go to DVDTalk. Even let Otters make their own designs all based on the Boron Cowpunch for the other Otters to buy.

I'm in. Are the shirts going to have the collar and sleeve band in colors? Or maybe even an 80's jersey(colored sleeves) style?

fnordboy: I'm a step ahead of you there, bro. Problem is that the image I initally made is too low of a resolution to look good, so I'm reworking it right now.

Nevertheless, here's some previews. Gimme a day here.

http://otto.homedns.org:8888/albums/...itcrunch_1.jpg
http://otto.homedns.org:8888/albums/...itcrunch_2.jpg
http://otto.homedns.org:8888/albums/...itcrunch_5.jpg

Some centered ones will be cool. Personally I am not a fan of the "pocket"-style placement graphics on shirts.

Need help let me know. I can always trace the graphic you made in Illustrator so you have it vector based.

Yeah, I only put it on the pockets for the example pics, mainly because I used the lowres version to create those. Like I said, working on it.

Heh. That's actually what I'm doing. ;)

The font needs to be bigger. I'm not sure if it even needs the graphics. Just BORON COWPUNCH in big bold letters like the hoodie on page 1 :D

This thread is too funny. Gotta love the Boron Cowpunch. rotfl

Okay, the store is open. :)

http://www.cafepress.com/boroncowpunch

Yes, just the single t-shirt is up at the moment. If anybody has any product requests, I'll add them in there. I don't see any way to let people add their own, so I'll just make 'em as I get 'em.

Markup is $1, which I'll donate to DVDTalk if I ever make enough cash for them to send me a check. Or maybe I'll spend it on hooch. Tell you what.. if you tell me to spend it on hooch, then I will, just for you. Otherwise it'll go to DVDTalk. :D

Precisely why this is the best forum on the Internet.

das

:lol: so odd and so funny

Added a bunch more products. Mmmm... gotta get me some of that BCP flava! :D

Side note: If anybody else wants to make some graphics, I'll throw them in there too. They recommend at least 300 DPI, so for the vector version I created, I sized to 3300x1200 or something really close to that before I uploaded it. So make any images at least 300 DPI or so. PNG format files would be best.

I still prefer the magnesium donkey punch. :(

Is it possible for a black t-shirt with a white design.

rotfl :lol: rotfl -smile- :lol:

I have to at least get a mug. Now all I need to find is some money.

PS: Bloody brilliant work.