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PROOF! That JULES and P1FOREST were married right under our noses! [PICS!]

PROOF! That JULES and P1FOREST were married right under our noses! [PICS!]

 
Old 08-18-01, 12:46 AM
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PROOF! That JULES and P1FOREST were married right under our noses! [PICS!]

Okay....

So I pulled a few strings with some people that I know from the National Inquirer. These photos were never supposed to surface, as P1 paid quite a bit of money to keep them hidden. (Notice how he doesn't post that much because he's out of town)... well, in true life P1 is working 3 jobs just keep afloat, and pay off the parties at hand to "bury" these photos forever. Little did he know that I know some of the upper brass, so he's S.O.L.!


These are the actual photos from the wedding of Julious Pimpoman, to Mr. Paul 'p1' Forrest. Didn't they make a lovely couple?














Now.. you see... the reason that Jules lashes out at P1 so much is because P1 was never a good husband! He 'wooed' Jules, and swept him off his feet. After the wedding day, P1 became very distant, often leaving poor Jules at home to watch TV all by himself. Jules was heartbroken.


That was when Jules went to the pet store and bought "Stinky" his pet gerbal. Stinky was origianlly 'tan' in color, but over their months of "bonding", Stinky actually turned more brown. Hmmm, that's strange.


So now Jules has nothing better to do than to lash out at P1, and make a SLUT thread about him. Jules is hurt, and doesn't know how to control his pain. That is the true reason he was gone for that week.


O yea, he told us that he went to hawaii, but that is farthest from the truth. The true story is that Jules and P1 went to a counsiling class, and are now trying to patch up what is left of their marriage.


I'm sorry that I had to bring this out in the open Jules, but you will thank me for it one day. You need to be completly honest and open with your fellow otters, as they are the "wind beneith your wings".... they will help you get your marriage back on track, and make sure that you're the best damn_wife that Paul could ever have!


I know you're sorry for lashing out at CK and me earlier today, saying that we were flirting, but I know it was just that built up sexual tension that you have right now... You need your husband, you need your P1.


I'm going to leave you two alone know... sit down and talk, I know you can make this realtionship work.


Good luck my friend,

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P.S. PLEASE, any otters that read this thread: hit your reply button and send Jules and P1 a small note "backing" their courage to come out and tell the truth. Also give then advice on how they can truly make their special bond last!

<---- There for the groom

<---- There for the bride

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Where are they registered? I want to buy them a place setting.
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Keyser, you're a sick sick man.
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You know, It's true. Why not say it? I'm sexually frustrated but Keyser is still my bitch though. We've been having an affair which is why I lashed out at CK. Anyways, yes, me and P1 are on the rocks currently. It doesn't help that he always keeps that stupid ninja mask on.
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I STILL thinks it's funny Jules wore white at the wedding...
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Then why did you denied in other thread?

Make up your mind!! Jeez!
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It doesn't help that he always keeps that stupid ninja mask on.
Maybe if you'd brush your teeth more often and use some mouth wash...
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Originally posted by McHawkson
Then why did you denied in other thread?

Make up your mind!! Jeez!
Well, P1 wanted to keep it secret. So, I held off as long as possible. He says he has a reputation to uphold.(A Slutty one)Now that the pics are out, I can't deny it anymore. Keyser, consider our affair over also since I can't even trust you to not show anyone me and P1's wedding phtos. Hmmph!
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Jules you two timing whore!!!!! (Knight cries and runs to his house, where he needs Calgon to take him away)
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Originally posted by p1forest


Maybe if you'd brush your teeth more often and use some mouth wash...
See? This is what I'm talking about!! You're so difficult!! Can't you just be a man and take yo criticism without having to fight back like a child??!?!?!?!
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Originally posted by KnightSkywalker
Jules you two timing whore!!!!! (Knight cries and runs to his house, where he needs Calgon to take him away)
You knew I was married! You even joined us on our Wedding night.
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Originally posted by Jules Winfield


You knew I was married! You even joined us on our Wedding night.
Oh crap, no wonder I woke up with a bottle of Afro Sheen up my ass. (Mental note - never do mind erasers around Jules)
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Originally posted by Jules Winfield


You knew I was married! You even joined us on our Wedding night.


pics?
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Originally posted by Jules Winfield


See? This is what I'm talking about!! You're so difficult!! Can't you just be a man and take yo criticism without having to fight back like a child??!?!?!?!
Oh, I'M acting like a child? I'm just making constructive criticism. I'm mean, your breath can knock out a Melanie. You're the one with the immature temper tantrums. Plus, I'm sure sleeping with Bobby/Keyser is just your childish way to get back at me!
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Oh crap, no wonder I woke up with a bottle of Afro Sheen up my ass. (Mental note - never do mind erasers around Jules)
Oh, the memories *sniff*
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Oh, I'M acting like a child? I'm just making constructive criticism. I'm mean, your breath can knock out a Melanie. You're the one with the immature temper tantrums. Plus, I'm sure sleeping with Bobby/Keyser is just your childish way to get back at me!
Keyser said it wasn't considered cheating if we did it under two minutes.
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Oh, the memories *sniff*
My God we are some sick bastards on this board.
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Originally posted by KnightSkywalker


My God we are some sick bastards on this board.
The way I look at it is like this: If we let it all out here, we won't let it all out out there. See, it's really kinda therapeutic.
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Well, P1 wanted to keep it secret. So, I held off as long as possible. He says he has a reputation to uphold.(A Slutty one)
Hey, when people just hear someone's slutty, they go, hey, everyone else's had him, how come not me? I gotta try him once (people are such sheep ). But when they hear I'm married to Jules, they just get repulsed like I was with Melanie or something.
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Originally posted by Jules Winfield
The way I look at it is like this: If we let it all out here, we won't let it all out out there. See, it's really kinda therapeutic.
You are so wise. Dear.
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Originally posted by Jules Winfield


The way I look at it is like this: If we let it all out here, we won't let it all out out there. See, it's really kinda therapeutic.
Agreed. But I am a pretty sick bastard around my friends as well. Just ask Olie...no comments p1 I know what you are thinking...as I hide my blue tights....
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Agreed. But I am a pretty sick bastard around my friends as well. Just ask Olie...no comments p1 I know what you are thinking...as I hide my blue tights....
What? Me? What comments? As if I'm made references about you and Olie in the past or something?


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Goodnight you two lovebirds.... it's so nice to see you holding hands and giggling again.

Jules and P1 sitting in a tree . . . .



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