ROFL!!! Jokes thread!! (Mature?)
07-23-01, 01:09 AM
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Hmmm, it seems like many of you are trying to pervert my good natured jokes. Sure, Vaporware was trying with his good natured and laughable jokes, however everyone else is just naughty!
Here's one my brother told me...
How did the duck feel about flying south for the winter?
And here's one I got out of Highlights for kids!
"Didja hear about the new courderoy pillow covers?"
"Nope"
"Hmmmmm, that's odd, they're making headlines"
LOL!!!!
Here's one my brother told me...
How did the duck feel about flying south for the winter?
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And here's one I got out of Highlights for kids!
"Didja hear about the new courderoy pillow covers?"
"Nope"
"Hmmmmm, that's odd, they're making headlines"
LOL!!!!
07-23-01, 01:29 AM
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What do you call the female child of the woman who helps you while you're pregnant? Also the woman is from Boston and the child is sort of oddly tall shaped.
more can be found here, click on "bad jokes"
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more can be found here, click on "bad jokes"
07-24-01, 11:45 PM
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Originally posted by ClarkKentKY
Who was the most feared of all pirates....
Blackbeard.... .... .... ..... ....
Yeah, then what!?!?!
... This reminds me of a Cosby episode.
Krusty the Clown: "Well Kent, i've found its not dirty words that get the biggest laugh, its words that SOUND dirty... like muckluck.... you like that, muckluck"
Who was the most feared of all pirates....
Blackbeard.... .... .... ..... ....
Yeah, then what!?!?!
... This reminds me of a Cosby episode.
Krusty the Clown: "Well Kent, i've found its not dirty words that get the biggest laugh, its words that SOUND dirty... like muckluck.... you like that, muckluck"
07-25-01, 12:09 AM
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Originally posted by Finster5000
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........you just made me go to the restroom prematurely.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........you just made me go to the restroom prematurely.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud, even though i had a crappy day.-pedagogue
10-08-01, 01:31 AM
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Originally posted by uberjoe
I thought it was pretty funny, for the same reason the others are funny: it's stupid, and obviously stupid.
I thought it was pretty funny, for the same reason the others are funny: it's stupid, and obviously stupid.
10-08-01, 01:34 AM
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True, I am not a woman. Also, I understood the joke. Still, I think it is funny due to its stupidity. No one got mad about the nun with a spear in her head joke, and I'm sure we have at least a few Catholics here. And what about the dead baby jokes? No fuss there.
10-08-01, 01:49 AM
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Mods, can you revoke Wazootyman's "Senior Member" status for bringing those horrible jokes to the Otter?
Maybe we need a separate "tasteless jokes" thread? I have the ultimate tasteless joke, but I don't think I want to post it in here. Or anywhere in the forum, for that matter... don't wanna get [BANNED].
Maybe we need a separate "tasteless jokes" thread? I have the ultimate tasteless joke, but I don't think I want to post it in here. Or anywhere in the forum, for that matter... don't wanna get [BANNED].
10-08-01, 01:50 AM
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What goes "Mark! Mark!"
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... a dog with a hairlip
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a tree?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Barry
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hangin on the wall?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Art
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hangin on the wall?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Curt 'n Rod
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Left his foot on the gas
What do ya get when you put four lepers in a hot tub?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... porridge
I could go on but gotta go to bed, hehehe
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... a dog with a hairlip
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a tree?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Barry
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hangin on the wall?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Art
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hangin on the wall?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Curt 'n Rod
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Left his foot on the gas
What do ya get when you put four lepers in a hot tub?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... porridge
I could go on but gotta go to bed, hehehe
10-08-01, 02:23 AM
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(replying to the compliants in this thread)
Geez, I thought it was understood that these are jokes, since this thread is named "ROFL!!! Jokes thread!! (Mature?)
If the title was something else, it would have went:
Why do women have babies?
Geez, I thought it was understood that these are jokes, since this thread is named "ROFL!!! Jokes thread!! (Mature?)
If the title was something else, it would have went:
Why do women have babies?
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10-08-01, 08:48 AM
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Well, since we are on tasteless baby jokes:
What's purple and squirms in the corner:
What's black and taps on the window:
What's easier to unload, a truck full of babies or bowling balls:
And how about the classic mommy, mommy jokes?
Mommy, Mommy why am I going around in circles?
Mommy, Mommy I'm tired. Why do we have to go see Daddy in Europe?
And Helen Keller Jokes:
How did Helen Keller burn her face:
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants:
Why does Helen Keller Masturbate with only one hand:
I've got millions of these tastless tasties
What's purple and squirms in the corner:
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What's black and taps on the window:
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What's easier to unload, a truck full of babies or bowling balls:
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And how about the classic mommy, mommy jokes?
Mommy, Mommy why am I going around in circles?
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Mommy, Mommy I'm tired. Why do we have to go see Daddy in Europe?
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And Helen Keller Jokes:
How did Helen Keller burn her face:
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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants:
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Why does Helen Keller Masturbate with only one hand:
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I've got millions of these tastless tasties
10-08-01, 08:52 AM
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And don't forget the Mary Jane jokes:
Mary Jane and her boyfriend went to the movies.
Mary Jane and her boyfriend sat next to each other.
Mary Jane's boyfriend put his arm around her.
Mary Jane's boyfriend put his hand down her pants.
Mary Jane, laughed and laughed and laughed.
Mary Jane and her Grandmother was walking to the store.
Mary Jane's Grandmother saw a Quarter laying in the road.
Mary Jane's Grandmother went out to the street to get the Quarter
Mary Jane's Grandmother got hit by a car
Mary Jane laughed and laughed and laughed.
Mary Jane was playing in the Garage
Mary Jane set the Garage on fire
Mary Jane's mom came out of the House.
Mary Jane's mom scolded her and said "Wait till your Daddy gets home"
Mary Jane laughed and laughed and laughed.
Thank you, Thank you. No applause, just throw money
Mary Jane and her boyfriend went to the movies.
Mary Jane and her boyfriend sat next to each other.
Mary Jane's boyfriend put his arm around her.
Mary Jane's boyfriend put his hand down her pants.
Mary Jane, laughed and laughed and laughed.
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Mary Jane and her Grandmother was walking to the store.
Mary Jane's Grandmother saw a Quarter laying in the road.
Mary Jane's Grandmother went out to the street to get the Quarter
Mary Jane's Grandmother got hit by a car
Mary Jane laughed and laughed and laughed.
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Mary Jane was playing in the Garage
Mary Jane set the Garage on fire
Mary Jane's mom came out of the House.
Mary Jane's mom scolded her and said "Wait till your Daddy gets home"
Mary Jane laughed and laughed and laughed.
Spoiler:
Thank you, Thank you. No applause, just throw money