Why is the Website Talking to Me?
 

I loaded the site and some voice starts belowing at me through the speakers.

What was she saying? Don't care. Spent a few moments looking for a way to shut it up without turning them off. Found nothing, but banner ads. Then turned them off.

Is this new?
Have I been coming here with no speakers on for too long? This seems doubtful.
Geoff is this a permanent thing?

Thx.

Luckily, I don't have speakers hooked up at work, but I'm guessing it must be the same ad that makes dork poop his pants?

I don't always understand Dork.

Is it the ad for Feardotcom: Redux?