The HMNPIB Forum: Because it's about you!
 

This idea is dedicated to Get Me Some Coffee, who referred anyone he has offended show up here in Feedback.

What DVDTalk needs is a Masochist Forum. We can call it the Hit Me Now Please I'm Begging Forum and people can post their lead threads if they want to invite anyone with a beef to come on in and either be apologized to, additionally flogged, or debated.

But see, here is the clever bit to HMNPIB: We'd first locate some tiny little animated whip gifs to allow <strike>plainti</strike> Victims to flog their attackers.

This has the potential to relieve the long-suffering forums of the endless comet trails of grievance airing. The <strike>Dominatr</strike> Moderator could even have a monthly You're In The Stocks Now Mate! poll for who is most deserving of punishment and we could vote, something like:

1 Tomato
1 Tomato and some Lettuce
Dirt (that could be for serious offenses, see)

No, no. I see what you're thinking but there have to be rules: No stoning. I'm adamant.

PEACH

Re: The HMNPIB Forum: Because it's about you!
 

Hey, that's my joke. :grunt:

I think that's a great idea.

LOL! Thank you Gil.

Now c'mon people — help me track down some naughty little whips. Surely some of these S&M forums would have something along these lines? Nothing with a gauche smiley — just the whip, dignified, purposeful. And small. So people can rate their offense (5 whips, 1½ whips etc.) without too much clutter.

PEACH

My response to every thread in that forum:

SUCK IT