My Cousin Vinny (lol, got it for $3.88 at walmart on black friday)

The sad thing is, while I don't live at home(I'm married) that little exchange about DVD inventory is not far from what happens, except that exchange would take place with my wife(since she loans out my DVD's without my consent).

wait wait wait... You live at home.. but you don't live at home?

Now that we mentioned the whole wife thing your story starts to change. Should I bring up the whole thing about moving to Oregon? I would like to see how the story changes to fit that lie.

Oh yeah, you may want to know that Aaron Carter is going to be at the house of blues . Standing room only. ;) I know that's up your alley.... unless the band isn't old and obscure enough. ;)

But he isn't married to natalie portman. He stated the whole girlfriend who looks like she's natalie portman fact AFTER he already stated he had a qife. I think you need to worry less about stolen dvds and worry more about getting caught having an affair. :o

"home" is where you live, is it not?

Thank you Trigger, I proably should have said, "I don't live with my parents." Maybe that would have resonated better

but... you do live with your parents... or do you live with the wife? the girlfriend??? The African Childern???? Who dalvin!! WHO?

zzzzz

:lol: I don't think anybody's taking this thread seriously anymore.

Any of you guys making $200,000 a year that don't consider yourselves well off need to either do a reality check or go back to making like $40k-50k a year.......then pretend that you weren't wealthy before.......

This was during the Eddie Fisher years, right.....maybe Eddie Fisher IS Dalvin......

what you don't understand is, they probably have just as many bills as the rest of us do. yeah, they probably have bigger houses, and nicer cars, but they probably don't have an over abundance of spending money because usually a person spends as much as he/she makes.

Well, with that logic, Bill Gates isn't any better off than the bum on the street. The bum doesn't have to pay taxes.

I can't believe I read all 6 pages of this thread.

I can't believe this went to page 6. :p

I can't believe you guys haven't increased the number of posts that you see per page.

But you started the thread with:

I feel sorry for anyone who took it serious to being with... (well, not really :) )

There's only one solution: beat your cousin to death with his own shoes.

ON CHRISTMAS EVE!! nothing is better then killing a family member on this day. It shows the rest of the family who's boss and you will never have to deal with stolen dvds. For that matter any family.

[singsong voice]I think somebody has a crush on Dalvin. [/singsong voice] ;)

He's my project. I'm like that blonde chick on NBC that profiles people... though I'm not sure what the name of the show is. :confused:

The Profiler???

This thread is like a bad movie that for some reason you just can't turn off.

Sort of like that bad movie I saw about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down