favorite commentary quotes?
 

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"his biggest things are fighting and ****ing" daredevil durring the love scene

"Now that stunt was done without a net, now before I was gonna call John Landis to see his thought on it" daredevil right after seeing a stunt Garner did without a net

"don't be mentioning that shit jason" mallrats talking about a mistake

"These characters are one-dimensional at best" -- Speed Screenwriter Graham Yost on the Speed commentary.

another great one coutasy of the clerks commentary
"come on this is your scene, get up and say something you drunken bastard" kevin smith to jason mews whose out drunk on the floor.

i don't remember the exact quote but arnold talks some shit about richard simmons in the conan the barbarian commentary. easily the best part of that commentary

<i>Myra Breckenridge</i> director Michael Sarne on co-star Rex Reed:

(This might be a word or two off...)

<i>"....not a particularly good actor, but as a gay film critic who wishes he were a woman, he was quite believable."</i>

"It's amazing to hear my wife's voice in, um, 5.1 Dolby Surround sound"-Bring it On

"Here's Michael Bolton! Look at that F*****!"-Blade 2 (Deleted scene)

"Do you think Louie Guzman is stoned in this scene?"
"Oh yeah"
"I knew it"-Boogie Nights

"At this point of the movie, we lose about 30% of the women in the audience. And I have no idea why! Oh yeah..THAT'S why"-Evil Dead

"Is that the first time you've died on film, Jason?"
"No, we all died on MALLRATS"-Dogma

"I don't know. You're the one that's brought this up, Sam.
"Hey, I'm telling you, man. She had a Benny thing. I mean, look at her.
"Is she looking at his...Where is she looking? You're right! She's looking kinda low down there!
"I'm telling you, man."-Sam Jackson trying to convince the screenwriter about how one character had the "hots" for another in 187.

"I hope you enjoyed it..Well, no, I hoped you hated it"-John Morghan on the closure of Cannibal Ferox

"...hell, if watchin' violent movies made you violent...I would have committed 97 murders by now."

Joe Bob Briggs-"I Spit On Your Grave"

<i>Do I have a hard-on in this scene?</i>

Kevin Costner talking about the scene in Bull Durham where he and Robbins are sitting down at the club

<i>This is my dumbass accent.</i>

Kevin Costner, again, referring to his attempt at a british accent in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

in dogma, jason mewes is talking about them getting pulled over when they had some young girls drunk, and affleck and smith tell him to shut up...

in fight club, during the dildo scene, pitt and fincher laugh about that line being one of the others lines, and he was happy about it getting into a movie...

Steven Soderbergh while making weird faces in the mirror in "Schizopolis":

"Clearly this a dry run for my Oscar acceptance speech..."

Actually, that whole commentary is pretty darn funny.

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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" - Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Criterion

"The Jimi Hendrex estate wouldn't let us use any of his music in a movie that involves drugs. Someone is in denial" <b>Terry Gilliam</b>, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Criterion.

From the Donnie Darko commentary:

Kelly: "It's inspired by a famous photograph. I don't recall the photographer, but it's an escallator, composited into the ocean, where you see an escallator, black-and-white photograph coming down into the ocean. The scale of the ocean makes the escallator look as though it's . . ."
Gyllenhall: "That shot right there, it's like you say, I remember shooting really late and everyone was really hungry and they got pizzas on the set. And I couldn't get any before we finished the scene and stuff, and the pizzas they had behind the camera, so where I was looking was at the pizzas. I was just really hungry."
Kelly: "I was just in the middle of a really pretentious reference of a famous photograph, and you interrupted me to say that?"
Gyllenhall: "Well, yeah, but I was hungry, man. Like, that's what my motivation was."
Kelly: "OK, whatever. I can have you kicked out of this audio commentary."

From Jack Sholders commentary for The Hidden, paraphrasing here -

"Sometimes when making low budget movies, you have to compromise in the acting department. These two actors here (referring to a couple of actors playing a doctor and a nurse) are just...awful"

Carrot top on the Rules of attraction guest commentary. When talking about jessica biels slutty character he says something like: "shes gonna go F_ck the football team"

"That's before we learned Tact..."

Family Guy, first season, first episode, referring to the Rabbi joke

"That was the first camera I sent back to Panavision in a shoebox." Robert Zemeckis on "Used Cars", commenting on when a stunt with a car went wrong and a camera was completely destroyed.

"GEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

- Paul Verhoeven, "Starship Troopers"


(at roughly 150,000 decibels...)

"Jesus Christ That's Henry Fonda!!"

Once Upon A Time In The West commentary explaining the reaction an audience had the first time they realised after in classic Leone style the camera comes around and zooms in on his face after the massacre

Fight Club where they're hitting the golf balls away from the Paper St house, and Pitt and Norton mention how they were toally wasted and slicing the balls so bad they kept hitting the catering truck.

"That's me running toward the screen" - Arnold Schwarzenegger on the running horse logo at the beginning of Total Recall

"Ow, that hurt" - Arnold Schwarzenegger after getting kicked in the nuts by Sharon Stone in Total Recall

God i love that movie. :)

Every section where Ben Affleck appears on the "Armageddon: Criterion Collection" disc. He just makes fun of the film the entire time.

It's too bad they couldn't have had him back to do commentary for "The Rock."

A great one was on the new Futurama Volume 3...A Leela of Her Own...

One of the guy's either Billy West or John DiMaggio did an imitation of the World Cup soccer announcer

"GOOOOALLLLLLL, GOOOOALLLLLLLL, ESPANA GOOOALLLLLLLL, GOALLLL"

Had me rotfl

haha the pretty blue sex scene has some pretty hilarious commentary with patrica arquette and christian slater in true romance :)

Good calls... There was another Boogie Nights one with Wahlberg and Anderson, during the first pool party. They talked about Mark having sex with one of the extras. I think.