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Old 10-30-09, 09:24 PM
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Brian Orndorf's "Stan Helsing" review.

Here is the review.

No Brian, I'm not starting this to argue with you. Someone would have to be a complete fool to go there. Instead I actually just wanted to say that I agree with this review 100%. If anything I'd say you weren't rough enough on this pile of manure and put way too much thought into being professional with what you wrote.

This is, without a doubt, one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life. It is truly an abomination in film form. For those of you who haven't seen this one, don't, save yourself from going through with it. Just take a second and imagine the worst of the Friedberg/Seltzer pairing that Brian mentions at the end of the review, just think about any of those if you have seen them.

This movie is way beyond the horrible that is those pitiful excuses for movies. Just sitting here, I can't think of a worst movie that I've seen anytime lately than Stan Helsing.

I laughed my tail off when I saw this from EW:


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Old 10-31-09, 12:10 PM
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Re: Brian Orndorf's "Stan Helsing" review.

Thank you. Very kind...

And that EW entry is horrifying.

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