DVD Talk review of 'Dance of the Dead'
 

I read Brian Orndorf's DVD review of Dance of the Dead and...

I actually found a bad review for this movie! I can't believe it. Mental note: never read reviews by Brian Orndorf. Because if he doesn't like this movie, then he must be a real dud to watch movies with. This thing was so much fun!

Go to Ain't It Cool News, Fearnet or Bloody-Disgusting to see what the majority of the reviews are saying from the bigger critics (no offense, Brian).

Re: DVD Talk review of 'Dance of the Dead'
 

Yeah, Brian, how dare you form your own opinion! From now on, just replicate the reviews of mindless fan-boy sites.

Mental note: Take all writing advice from "I love movies," who doesn't understand the basic concept of film criticism.

Re: DVD Talk review of 'Dance of the Dead'
 

I thought this movie was a ton of fun! Zombies popping out of the ground are worth the price of the movie.

Re: DVD Talk review of 'Dance of the Dead'
 

So if you rip a guy then say "no offense" it makes it OK, right?